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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:55 PM
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I'm not giving back my virginity
I worked long and hard at losing it.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:56 PM
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1. don't worry nobody wants it
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:00 PM
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2. I saw it up for auction on eBay.
Swear.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:02 PM
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3. I saw that too... it had a "Buy It Now" price of 10 cents.
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underseasurveyor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:02 PM
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4. Due to circumstances such as they are
You must give your virginity back. The judges are deeply sorry for their miscalculation and any inconvenience it may have caused. Your virginity rightfully belongs to someone else :evilgrin:
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 06:04 PM
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5. I didn't LOSE mine
I GAVE that sucker away, and boy, was I ever glad to be rid of it!
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