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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:44 AM
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Mr. Moonbeam ate all the Cheez-Its
Two boxes worth. Just bought them yesterday. They are totally gone.

Why do they only talk about teenage boys eating a lot?

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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:52 AM
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1. Mr. Moonbeam should be flailed and whipped...
Eating the last Cheeze-it or Cheesy Poof without letting me know, in my house, is a capital offense!
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:58 AM
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6. He also eats all the cheese
I cannot bring a brick of cheddar into this house. It will be gone in 12 hours. So I go to make fajitas or something and whaddaya know? No cheese.

The man is a Cheese Freak.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:52 AM
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2. Who cleans the toilets?
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:57 AM
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5. Mmmm depends
on who gets grossed out by them first.

But mostly me.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:54 AM
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3. geez
cook the guy a meal once in awhile! Bad wife! :P
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:56 AM
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4. Actually he'd agree with you
so your post made me laugh out loud.

I do all the "cooking" if you can call it that.

He works nights so is on a wonky schedule. He eats when we aren't eating and vice versa.

The bad thing? I bought those Cheez-Its to be snacks for Little Moonbeam and her friends in the afternoon when they are doing homework. Now all they have are apples. He claims he was just "saving" them from the junk.

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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:01 PM
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8. Apples are better for Little Moonbeam
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:04 PM
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10. Yeah I know
and she eats fruits and veggies every day.

Just trying to mix it up a bit.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 11:58 AM
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7. Off with his head!!! MrG did this with a can of Pringles about 2
nanoseconds after I brought them into the house. And you should see him with a bag of Pecan Sandies. :hi:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:03 PM
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9. I don't even buy cookies anymore
I buy granola bars because me and Little Moonbeam like them but Mr. Moonbeam hates them, so he'll leave them alone.

Cookies were gone in a FLASH!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:11 PM
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12. And then you will catch them telling someone how they "really don't
care for sweets" :shrug: This is MrG all the way. :hi:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:04 PM
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11. Teenage boy here: I eat very little!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:14 PM
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13. I didn't know you're that young!
Eat, schateleh! Eat! You're a growing boy!
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