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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:21 PM
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Just got this joke in an email from my sis... I think you'll like it.
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also--like any good bartender--engage in appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush?"



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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:27 PM
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1. yea it was posted
here yesterday
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kikiek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:31 PM
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2. Love it! I didn't see it yesterday. Thanks for sharing.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:40 PM
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3. Very good... though I didnt realize 150 was considered a "very high" IQ.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 01:16 PM
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5. I believe that 140 is considered genius.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 02:20 PM
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6. Oh, really!
:)
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 12:42 PM
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4. A classic.
Thanks, MissMillie! :toast:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 02:26 PM
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7. In the version I heard the punch line is:
"So, what kind of strings do you use?"
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