Dream #3: Nation disturbed after Bush address

[expatriot]

People across the country were very disturbed today after Bush used a presidential address to describe in graphic detail how Laura enjoyed lurid sex acts such as "D.V.D.A." and "lots of black cock."

Many watched with gaping mouths as the President used his well-known mannerisms and speaking style to give the American people a peek into the lives of the First Couple that everyone will spend the next twenty years trying to purge from their collective memory.

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Google reported that internet searches of the abbreviation DVDA skyrocketed after the presidential address.

[mike_c]

1. ouch, I had to google-- DVDA indeed

eom

[expatriot]

2. Dream #4: DU wishes expatriot would just go to bed

FINE!