Dildo triggered terror alert

[DaveSZ]

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article273247.ece

BERGEN, NORWAY:
Dildo triggered terror alert

Carin Pettersson 01.09.04 09:56

The airport security staff at Flesland Airport took no unnecessary chances when a suitcase started to vibrate.

The security personnel had of course no way of knowing that the suitcase contained nothing more than a dildo that had accidentally turned itself on.

As the owner of the sex toy shop «Voksne Leker» (Adult toys) at Straume, Katrine Solberg, 29, has been traveling across the entire country with her rather delicate products in her suitcase. However, when she was traveling to the Oslo area for a home party a week and a half ago, one of the dildos turned itself on and created somewhat of a mess, reported the local paper Bergensavisen.

Securitas personnel, who are responsible for checking the luggage at Flesland Airport, became suspicious of the out of the ordinary behavior of the suitcase.

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[enigmatic]

1. That story has been getting a real buzz...

sorry:)

[HEyHEY]

2. badoom cha!

[Gore1FL]

3. Lines like these:

one of the dildos turned itself on and created somewhat of a mess

Probably should be clarified by the editors...

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. Did Tom Ridge raise the threat level again?

[SotarrTheWizard]

5. would that be. . .

. . .Threat level: WELL LUBRICATED ????

(diving for cover)

[NashVegas]

6. Crap

Reminds me, I've got a vacation coming up.

What's a gal to do?

[DaveSZ]

7. Haha

Kick