"....a babe they called Brian...."

[dolo amber]

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be-- grew up to be
A boy called 'Brian'--
A boy called 'Brian'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This boy... whose name was 'Brian',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be--

Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Brian'--
A teenager called 'Brian',
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and show
He was certainly no--
No girl named 'Brian',
Not a girl named 'Brian'.

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'--
The man they called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'!




What a glorious earworm to wake up to! :7

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. My theme song!

Oh, yeah, my name isn't Greg! :P

[eyesroll]

2. Always look on the bright side of life...

(insert whistle)

Dammit.

[dolo amber]

3. NO NO NO NO NO!!

:mad: :spank:

BRAIN is the far superior song. I shan't clutter up my beautiful mind with whistling. :P

:D

[redqueen]

4. BRAINS!

Send more brains!

[eyesroll]

5. It is the far superior song.

Which is why I promptly got "life's a piece of shit, when you look at it" stuck.

Dammit.
:argh:

[No2W2004]

6. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent.

CENTURION:You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?
MATTHIAS:No.
CENTURION:Crucifixion.
MATTHIAS:Oh.
CENTURION:Nasty, eh?
MATTHIAS:Hm. Could be worse.
CENTURION:What do you mean, 'could be worse'?
MATTHIAS:Well, you could be stabbed.
CENTURION:Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!
MATTHIAS:Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
CENTURION:You're weird.


CENTURION:Have you ever seen anyone crucified?
MATTHIAS:Crucifixion's a doddle.
CENTURION: Don't keep saying that.