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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:21 PM
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The sickest joke ever told!
A priest is on a train and this pregnant woman gets on and sits down opposite him.

As they travel the priest is reading his newspaper and the woman takes out her knitting.

As she is knitting, about every 20 minutes she reaches into her bag and pulls out a bottle of pills from which she takes one and swallows it.

This goes on for about an hour when the priest sees the label "Thalidomide" on the bottle.

"Excuse me", says the vicar to the woman, "Do you know the effect that could have on your unborn child?"

"Yes" says the woman. "I never could knit sleeves."
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VegasWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:23 PM
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1. Funny, a little sick humor is good in somber times!
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DRoseDARs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:24 PM
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2. Ugh, that's awful.
I couldn't crack a smile at that even if I wanted to.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:27 PM
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3. Awwww, that is BAD!!!
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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jerryster Donating Member (685 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-25-04 08:31 PM
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Man walks into a bar with a rabbi, a priest, a minister and a Polish guy. The man also has a duck under his arm. Bartender looks at him and says, "What is this, a joke"?
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