I don't even HAVE a lawn, but I NEED one of these:

[short bus president]

Oh, yeah! It's the BRAND NEW DR MUNGSUCKER 3000 TURBO!

Seriously - what can't you do with one of these babies?

[Gothic Sponge]

1. You can't bake cookies with it!

[short bus president]

4. maybe not, but you can

shred them and shoot the crumbs through a long hose. That's worth something, right?

[tech3149]

12. I love seeing shrub riding

the short bus. He really is one of those "special needs" students.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yeah, that looks like da bomb.... Imagine the noise that fucker

makes.

Also would make a really good target for a shotgun on those mornings when my repuke neighbors start them up after I have worked all night and am just falling asleep.

[Spinzonner]

3. Ship some to the Middle East

probably good for mopping up after car bombings :-(

[LifeDuringWartime]

5. psh

robomower!

http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/

[bratcatinok]

6. I have a lawn and I don't want one of those.

When all of the leaves fall off of all of my different trees, we use the riding lawnmower to kind of mulch them up.

Can that thing unhook the bags of leaves it sucks up and put them out on the curb for the trash people to pick up?

In our little town if we can't get the trash into the large, round green barrel on wheels, we have to take it to the dump ourselves and pay for the privilege. Last spring they invested in one man garbage trucks. The trucks have an arm control thingy which they use to slide the arms under the lip of the garbage can. The can's are then lifted and dumped into a top hatch on the garbage truck.

[short bus president]

7. in fact it can...

The largest model holds 9 bags, and it shreds the sucked-up contents prior to bagging, so you get more material in each bag. Granted, it doesn't take them to curb for you unless you tow it there...

[Lefty48197]

8. Where is the beer can holder?

.

[Mizmoon]

9. You should hang out with my husband

we have 1/3 of an acre in the suburbs, but he's still dying to get the DR woodchipper. If we have a branch of any size in the yard he proclaims, "If I had the DR woodchipper I could take care of that!"

[short bus president]

10. Yes - I'd probably enjoy meeting him

We have 2.5 acres out in the sticks of central NC, heavily wooded. What I REALLY need is the 17HP DR Field and Brush mower. It would just absolutely rock to be able to mow over scrub pines and other small trees up to 2.5" in diameter.

[Deja Q]

11. Just as the guys don't try the following with that John Deere there:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=don%27t+masturbation+vacuum+hose

Or else they'll be sayin' "Dear John" to their johnson. :evilgrin: