Debate between a DUer and historical figure you'd most like to see?

[HEyHEY]

Poll question: Debate between a DUer and historical figure you'd most like to see?

[Robb]

1. Me and Edith Bunker

...less of a debate, more of a jello cage match sort of thing.

[sniffa]

2. wiLL pitt vs. wiLL pitt

[DrWeird]

3. I didn't make your list?

i am going to start to cry

[HEyHEY]

8. It would be a no contest - whoever you would have debated

Hence I felt it useless to post. take solice there!

By the way where have you been?

[DrWeird]

9. Surgery.

Was away from the computer for a few days.

Doing better now.

[HEyHEY]

14. Good good

I'd send you chocolates but I know you'd just bribe a nurse for sex with them.

[rumguy]

4. you vs. the Marquis de Sade

I wonder who would win?

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Wat_Tyler vs. Richard II.

Of course.

[Wat_Tyler]

13. How could HEyHEY have missed that?

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[7th_Sephiroth]

6. 7th sephiroth Vs

Patton

[XNASA]

7. Wat_Tyler vs Tim Shadbolt

[Wat_Tyler]

10. He may have beat me for Mayor of Invercargill

but he'll be laughing on the other side of his face when I get elected MP for Te Anau!

[Phillycat]

11. Wat Tyler vs Lord Byron.

We'd see some screaming then, boy. :)

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Other - Me & von Hayek

Of course, every one of my points would always begin with "But the data prove otherwise, dumbass!"
The Professor

[The Magistrate]

16. That Would Be Big Fun, Sir....

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"

[pagerbear]

15. OK, I'm not a good debater

...but I still wish I were popular enough to be in your poll! :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Beware the Beast Man vs. Caligula's Horse

The one he appointed his consul.

[eyesroll]

20. How about Beware the Beast Man and Catherine the Great's horse?

The one she appointed...you know.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Me and Oliver Cromwell

:) of cousre it would turn in to a fight becasue I'd slug the fuck.

[No2W2004]

24. But he's such a nice fuck....

SPOKEN: THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT
KING CHARLES I IS THAT HE WAS 5'6"
TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN,
BUT ONLY 4'8" AT THE END OF IT...
BECAUSE OF...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
PURITAN
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
SEPTEMBER
Was at first
ONLY
MP for Huntingdon
BUT THEN
He led the Ironside Cavalry at Marston Moor
in 1644 and won.
Then he founded the new model model army
And praise be, beat the Cavaliers at Naisby
And the King fled up North like a bat to the
Scots.
SPOKEN: BUT UNDER THE TERMS OF JOHN PIMM'S SOLEMN
LEAGUE AND COVENANT, THE SCOTS HANDED KING
CHARLES I OVER TO...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
AND HIS WARTS
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
SEPTEMBER
But alas
OY VAY!
Disagreement then broke out
BETWEEN
The Presbyterian Parliament and the Military who meant
To have an independent bent.
And so...
The 2nd Civil War broke out
And the Roundhead ranks
Faced the Cavaliers at Preston Banks
And the King lost again, silly thing
STUPID GIT
SPOKEN: AND CROMWELL SEND COLONEL PRIDE TO PURGE THE
HOUSE OF COMMONS OF THE PRESBYTERIAN ROYALISTS
LEAVING BEHIND ONLY THE RUMP PARLIAMENT...
Which appointed a High Court at Westminster Hall
To indict Charles I for...tyranny
OOOOHHH!
Charles was sentenced to death
Even though he refused to accept that the court
had...jurisdiction
SAY GOODBYE TO HIS HEAD
Poor King Charles laid his head on the block
JANUARY 1649
Down came the axe, and...
SPOKEN: IN THE SILENCE THAT FOLLOWED, THE ONLY SOUND
THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SOLITARY GIGGLE,
FROM...
Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protecteur of England
OLE!
Born in 1599 and died in 1658
SEPTEMBER
Then he smashed
IRELAND
Set up the Commonwealth
AND MORE
He crushed the Scots at Worcester
And beat the Dutch at sea
In 1653 and then
He dissolved the Rump Parliament
And with Lambert's consent
Wrote the instrument of Government
Under which Oliver was Proctector at last
The end.

-Python, Monty

[JohnKleeb]

33. hah funny

I hate that fucker as a Irish American and Catholic.

[dolo amber]

19. Me and Jesus

I'd convince him to *Jim Jones* his followers, thus making the world a much better place. ;)

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Yeah, But. . .

. . .his followers aren't the problem. It's the poseurs that CLAIM to be his followers that are! He wouldn't accept those fools as his own!
The Professor

[Bunny]

22. Dookus v. Nostradamus?

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

23. Catwoman and Francisco Franco

:D

[No2W2004]

25. Me and Dennis Moore

debating the value of Lupins vs. the re-distribution of wealth.

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Anybody versus anybody. I just like a good debate. And most here

are good at it. Don't make me choose.

[JVS]

27. I agree with my opponent!

[Bunny]

28. Richardo v. Richard III.

Winner takes on Little Richard!

:silly:

[Richardo]

30. "All ROOTIE! I'm waitin' for whoever wins that one..."

Wooooo!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Matcom vs. Henry VIII, coz I'm a goddamn filthy perv.

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

32. I want to fight him.

Something along the lines of, "Divorce this, you f*cker. Male offspring are a lot of work."

[EstimatedProphet]

31. Myself vs. Moses

Don't like Moses? how about the Great Prophet Zarquon?
Any prophet will do really...