PLEASE DON'T DO THIS: LIE ABOUT YOUR WOOD

[StlMo]

Don't lie about your wood!

[Placebo]

1. But my wood is hard!

I promise it isn't soft.

I have hard, big, strong wood!

So strong and long you could hang from it!

Do you want some? It's all yours.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I'm board.

[da_chimperor]

3. So you're ready to be nailed?

:evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Tacky comment.

[StlMo]

4. I tell the truth about my tree trunk.

I tell the truth about my tree trunk.

[StlMo]

7. It's larger than BunnyPants' wood.

:dem:

[StlMo]

8. - Not that I wanted to see W's, but he put it in front of the camera -

Otherwise, I would be happy and would not have seen W and his wood.

[DrWeird]

5. OK, OK. Eight inches.

And girthy.

[StlMo]

6. Who wants to start a new 527: "Guys with Wood for Truth" ?

Maybe Plank can be the spokesman.

[johnfunk]

9. I served with George W. Bush...

I served with George W. Bush...
I served with George W. Bush...
Bush said he had no lumber...
Bush wasn't telling the truth when he said he had no lumber...
Bush had lumber all right, but it was a disgrace...
It wasn't lumber, more like a twig...
In Texas, they called him "Shrub," but the wood he claimed he didn't have was more like a sharpened-to-the-stub number 2 pencil...
George W. Bush can't be trusted, I mean, wood you?

Stiff Plank Veterans for Wood are responsible for this message.

[libertad]

11. Almost ALL men lie about their wood at one time or another.