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1). "You're the disease, and I'm the cure" (Sylvester Stallone, "Cobra")
2). "You should not DRINK and BAKE" (Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Raw Deal"
3). "I'M CASTOR TROY!!!!!" (Nicolas Cage, "Face Off")
4). "Isn't that right...MR. POOPY PANTS?" (Leslie Nielsen to Robert Goulet in "Naked Gun II-1/2: The Smell Of Fear")
5). "You lied to me Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald faced liar... a...fucking liar!" (Irate customer to Willam Macy in "Fargo." CAUTION: Bush MUST remember to refer to Senator Kerry as "Senator Kerry" and NOT "Mr. Lundegaard."
6). "I can eat 50 eggs" (Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Like." Note to Kerry Campaign: Start boiling that water NOW!)
7). "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..." (Henry Winkler as "The Fonz," ANY episode of "Happy Days")
8). "Yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker" (Bruce Willis in "Die Hard"...although, in order to avoid heavy FCC obscenity fines, Bush should change it to "Yippie-ki-ay, you big MEANIE")
9). "Wait till they get a load of ME" (Jack Nicholson as The Joker in "Batman")
10). "I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard" (ICE-T to Wesley Snipes in "New Jack City")
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