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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 02:49 PM
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my tin-foil hat theory on the "internets"...
there are really 2 parallel internets...1 for the rich and one for the rest of us. on the rich internet, you get spam for penis and breast enhancers that really do enhance, hair growth formulas that really do grow hair, and offers from deposed nigerian dictators that really do want to park there money in your bank account.

also, the paris hilton video is crystal clear.

the rest of us? well, all we get is a cheap imitation.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 02:51 PM
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1. GENIUS! I nominated this thread!
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 02:53 PM
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2. why, thank you.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 02:56 PM
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3. omg!!!
it is all crystal clear now!!! thank you for clearing up this mystery for us.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 03:00 PM
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5. yes, it all makes sense now doesn't it...
one little slip and their whole secret was opened to the world.
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-14-04 03:00 PM
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4. Wait
you mean those Nigerian dictator deals aren't legit? But he seemed so sincere.
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