Have you ever tried typing with a 18lb cat sitting on your right arm

[LynneSin]

Don't try it - it's tough!!!!!!

[MichaelHarris]

1. that's almost as bad as

trying to sex chat with an 80 pound dog trying to get in your lap.

[LynneSin]

3. As long as the dog isn't trying to hump your leg

:crazy:

[MichaelHarris]

4. that would kinda

take the edge off the moment

[Eurobabe]

2. I'll raise ya, have you ever tried typing with a 22lb

cat on your lap?

[geniph]

5. I have three Maine Coons,

all very large, all of whom want my constant attention. Does that answer your question? I consider myself fortunate to be allowed to do ANYthing - including take a pee - without all three clamoring to be ON me somewhere. One clings to my neck like a baby monkey.

[aquart]

6. Hug the cat. Suddenly, passionately hug the cat.

While you are hugging the cat, croon, "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!"

Cat will leave you alone for hours.

[LynneSin]

7. Nah, I just tossed an empy water bottle on the ground

That'll amuse him for hours.

[dogtag]

8. A Doberman's head lodged on the keyboard

doesn't work too well either! Unfortunately for me, he's just the right height.

[Indiana_Dem]

9. Yes I have!

But my kitty has passed away. He used to try to sit on the computer just to get my attention and sometimes he would place his paw on my hand to get me to stop typing and pay attention to him!

I miss him!:cry:

[Kire]

11. me too

sorry about your kitty

[arwalden]

10. My 13 pound Shihtzu often sits in my lap with her front paws perched on my

right arm... as she sleeps or just stares off into space and daydreams. It's okay for about 10 minutes... but then it gets old.

-- Allen