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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:47 PM Original message |
What's your major malfunction, Numbnuts? |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. SIR I DON'T KNOW SIR! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Drop and give me twenty |
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da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:51 PM Response to Original message |
2. YES SIR! MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER, SIR?! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Before you hit your bunk, Maggot, make sure you do your PT |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. The best part of you ran down your momma's leg! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. What was that? Are you some sort of comedian? |
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Stuckintx (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 04:01 AM Response to Reply #6 |
26. Hell, I like you. |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-17-04 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. ARMY training sir! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:03 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. You don't belong in my beloved Corps |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:19 AM Response to Reply #9 |
21. Pulvah? Pulvah! How long you been here Pulvah? |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
8. A writer? What are you Mickey Fuckin' Spillane? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:05 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. We're all Marines first and assholes second |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:05 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. 1 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. 2 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. 3 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. 4 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. 5 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. 6 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. 7 sir |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:06 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. 8 sir |
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brhodes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:10 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I think WJMS tried to post too fast... |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:13 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Private Snowball. SNICKER! That whole first half slays me. |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 03:33 PM Response to Reply #8 |
29. Well, that was interesting.... I spent 12 hours in the grave |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
22. How tall are you, private? |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
23. Sir! No Sir! |
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ronzo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
24. Ermey kicks ass. |
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the Princess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 03:40 AM Response to Original message |
25. THAT I HAVE NO NUTS TO GO NUMB ...........SIR! |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 06:47 AM Response to Original message |
27. I CAN'T FEEL MY NUTS, SIR! |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 07:50 AM Response to Original message |
28. "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!" |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
30. WHY I OUGHTA RIP YER HEAD OFF AND SH!T DOWN YER NECK! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-18-04 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
31. I've always been disturbed by Wes Clark's resemblance to him.... |
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