Well, I object to all this sex on the television!

[Book Lover]

I mean, I keep falling off!

[madmax]

1. you need a bungee strap

:evilgrin:

[OneBlueSky]

2. get a partner . . .

you can support each other . . . :)

[helnwhls]

3. duct tape

[shraby]

4. Safety pins and ribbon

[Duncan Grant]

5. LOL!

You're a rascal tonight - good goin'! :evilgrin: :hi:

[Book Lover]

6. Oh, g'won...

That's what happens when ya browse through the IMDB... Python quotes :-)

:hi:

[obiwan]

7. Sex on the television is fine...

... as long as it's a big screen.

Try the kitchen table. Or computer desk. Or a refrigerator (kinky!) Or put two lawn jockeys in a compromising position. Or the hood of the Repug neighbor's car. Or the back of a station wagon while traveling with your uncle's family to the Indy 500. While watching O'Reilly (now THERE'S poetic justice!).

Or try what GWB has been doing for 4 years... FUCK THE COUNTRY!!!

[jdots]

8. yes i agree

i think we should have more religious programming with those wonderful lads who rip phone books.More shopping channels I can call into,More reruns of shows with family values like Girls Gone Wild and Cops.Why I'm going to have a fig newton and watch that adorable Hannity now.

[MikeG]

9. As long as you don't knock off the penguin on mine.

[Book Lover]

10. Is that what that bang was?!