AAAHHHHH Jehova's Witnesses!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH

[matcom]

get them off my PORCH!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

keep your damned JESUS OFF MY PENIS!!!


AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[curse10]

1. LMAO

:D

[DS1]

2. You mean you DON'T want a perfect society where Remy can prance

through the tulips with the geese and tigers?

[matcom]

3. one of them said, "Its a beautiful day for the meek and mild"

i said its colder than a witch's TIT out here! :D

[DS1]

4. Burn Pagan! BUURRNNN!!

:7

[arwalden]

5. Engraved Sign On My Front Door: "NO CHRISTIANS!!"

I had it custom made from Staples for about $5.00. --- They have a whole catalog of customizable signs... so I ordered the one that's about the same size as an office nameplate for one's desk.

Since the first time I put it up... not ONE door-to-door Christian has come a-knockin'.

Screw them if they are insulted! I'm insulted when they disturb my peace. Better THEY be insulted than I be insulted.

-- Allen

[Amaya]

6. Get naked

and open the door.

:)

[DS1]

7. Naked but for a wellplaced love loofah

[matcom]

8. i could smear my nekkid body in Falafel!

:bounce:

[Amaya]

10. GAWD!

Repent, Matcom!

[DS1]

11. then turn around and 'shoot' meatballs at them

:7

[underpants]

9. Are you sure it was the delivery guy with my ham sammich?

I ordered one last night and never got it.

[arwalden]

12. Oh Dear... You're Channeling Ross Perot

"They're out to git me! There puttin' gonorrhea in my ham sammich!"

[Sporadicus]

13. I Think I've Run off the Local JWs

but if they come around again, I'm answering the door in my underwear I swear to God!

[annerevere]

14. Not a JW, but I've studied with them and they're fine folks

Geez, I'm tired of people trashing JWs. Stop a minute and read their literature. Much of it makes sense, some of it does not. But I admire them because they live their faith. They're not hypocrites like so many in organized religion. And they're huge supporters of the environment and of individual rights. That's more than I can say for most of organized religion.

[matcom]

15. if they stop knocking on my front door trying to save me

i'll stop bashing them. deal?

[Sporadicus]

16. They're Pedophile-Friendly and I Don't Want Them Around Me!

http://www.truthandgrace.com/resignation.htm

http://www.rickross.com/reference/jw/jw102.html

http://www.lovenorrisattorneys.com/jehova.html

I object to their practices on religious grounds as well - and I don't want them around my house!

[Amaya]

18. I've known many JW's

for years. I have nothing against them at all. Let me just say, it irritates me to no end when they come to my door and try to sell me their religion. If I wanna be saved (:eyes:) I'll find the lord on my own. Thanks.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Foolproof anti Jehovas Witnesses repellant

Get a stuffed German Sheppard (or any dog for that matter) when they show up pour ketchup all over it put on a hooded robe and grab a kitchen knife which is also slathered in ketchup. Take the "bloody" dog to the door and answer them. Say "hi, can I help you, I'm in the middle of a little ritual right now" and they will leave - or join you - I never have figured out what they're really into.