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EmperorHasNoClothes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:40 AM Original message |
How to scare off the Jehovah's Witnesses |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
1. Mormon works well too |
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Hokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
2. Answer the door in the nude |
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Lord_StarFyre (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Amen |
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Dzimbowicz (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:55 AM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Excellent idea! |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:27 AM Response to Reply #11 |
19. those mormon guys are usually cute |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:26 AM Response to Reply #2 |
18. from experience, i can tell you it works better if you have an erection |
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Bridget Burke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
3. I Tell them I'm Roman Catholic. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
10. Heh. You're me! |
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bubbismith (38 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
5. They probably realized you were not interested and just left... |
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Krupskaya (689 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
6. Nail rubber snakes to the roof. |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
7. I quote them two separate Bible verses... |
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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
8. Tell them you are busy sacrificing a goat. |
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ToBlave (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
9. Toying With Mormons |
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donsu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. I tell them I don't believe in gods - they look stunned- I close the door |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
13. How to scare them off |
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WillyBrandt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
14. Check Out This Story (involves chainsaw) |
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Maiden England (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
15. my husband opened the door to them stark naked |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
16. My mom was a Jehovah's Witness until she got banned... |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
17. answer the door nude |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-23-04 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
20. I once answered the door to them |
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