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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 02:55 PM
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Nuts
A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner. As
he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and
takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. The pastor says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's OK," she says. They would have just sat there anyway.
Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put 'em
back in the bowl."
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 02:58 PM
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1. Heehee
Not too many jokes coming from the nursing home. :)
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sister moon Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 02:58 PM
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2. Thank you for that!
I needed that moment of levity. I've been WAY too serious lately.
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