Steinbrenner's list of new managers after he fires Torri

[sasquatch]

Name: / Status:
Pol Pot / Dead
Udai Hussain / Dead
Saddam Hussain / Jailed(Make Bargain with BCF)
Fidel Castro / #1 canidate(might lose Cuban fans)
Bobby Knight / Texas Tech has him(Damn)
Joeseph Stalin / Dead
Gen. Pinochet / Jailed on death row

[joeybee12]

1. How about Pete Rose? Or Woody What's-His-Name who used

to coach at Ohio State?

[tcfrogs]

2. Woody Hayes

I think he's deceased. I don't care enough to verify that, though.

[joeybee12]

6. That's the name! And yes, he is dead--went about 20 years ago, I think!

[sasquatch]

4. BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!

I sentence you to the rack:grr:

[joeybee12]

5. Oh no! Not the COMFY chair!!!!!!!!!!!

[tcfrogs]

7. I didn't start that

I just don't feel like looking up whether he's alive.

[name not needed]

3. Billy Martin

Oh wait, he's dead

[SmileyBoy]

9. "I think Billy Martin said it best when he said, 'Hey, I can drive!!!'"

-Denis Leary

[ironflange]

10. I still get a chuckle out of. . .

the Miller Lite commercials that George and Billy did. I guess it was just one, but they changed George's "you're fired" to "you're hired" as needed. Billy's response went unchanged, "not again!"

[WilliamPitt]

8. Torre just signed a contract extension. He won't be fired.

Steinbrener would have to pay him *and* play against him. Not going to happen.

[sasquatch]

11. Torre wasn't worth a pig's ass when managed anywhere else though!

BTW I thought his damned name ended in a"i"?

[miss_kitty]

12. one day, he'll have to hire me

he'll have gone through everyone else on the planet