The Quarter-Full Glass of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Hot damn. Got it licked. Just like Karl said: 'It don't mean squat what you do in office, you pitch it right and the stupid jackasses will support you every time. Why you can start unnecessary wars, ruin the economy, run up a staggering national debt, and destabalize our relationships with traditional allies, and the dumn sh*ts will be rushing to get into a voting booth to give you permission to sin and sin again.' That was four years ago. When I looked at him all skeptical like, he said: 'Here, I'll prove it.' Which is why I'm where I am today. . . . Also why I'm smiling."

[Bossy Monkey]

1. Mmmmmmmmm... pancakes! n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

2. "Stupid suckers! I could kill these people and sign my own pardon."

[Crankie Avalon]

3. Imagine someone playing "Alley Cat" on the piano...

...da da da dum da dum..."BANANAS!"

(this caption is helped if you're a Chris Elliot fan)

[Merrick]

4. Oh goodie, I finished my speech - now I get to go see the monkeys!

"monkeys", not "monkies". Bad monkey! Bad Bad monkey! (smacking myself)

[lpbk2713]

5. Is "Hee-Haw" still in production?

He would make a good sidekick for Junior Samples. He could play Junior's dumber brother.