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Willy Lee Donating Member (925 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:10 PM
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And now for something completely different!
Well, a joke actually....

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies,"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic!" "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DrZeeLit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 03:14 PM
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1. Thanks for the laught. Mucho needed. n/t
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 04:34 PM
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2. HA!
Thanks for the laugh. :)
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 04:49 PM
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3. It was dirtier when I heard heard it
It involved a little back door action, but funny in the cleaned up version too.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-28-04 05:05 PM
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4. Bah!
Humbug.

Whoops. Wrong holiday.
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