Thinking of not voting?

[CanuckAmok]

I bet almost everyone here at DU will vote. And of those DUers, a significant number will vote for John Kerry ;) . But I know some of you will not bother, or have a friend/family member who won't bother...and that's a shame.

So here's the thing. I'm not American, so I can't vote. But I'd like you to find someone who wasn't planning on voting, to cast a ballot for Kerry on my behalf.

What can I offer in return?

Well...Kinder Eggs, Smarties, 222s, Kraft Dinner, Canadian beer, Roots apparel, the Rheostatics, Biff Naked, and the Edmonton Oilers.

So, please vote on my behalf, and we'll work something out later.

One note: You can have Biff Naked whether you find the vote or not; I can't stand Biff Naked.

[MsUnderstood]

1. I am not only gonna vote

I am dragging my politically apathetic girlfriend with me and giving her a cheat sheet so we get double the voting power.

What propositions would you like the little ca to pass? indian gambling? Children's hospitals? Support the fresno zoo? You tell me and I'll bubble it!

so. . .how many kinder eggs is that worth to ya?

[CanuckAmok]

2. How about gambling at childrens' zoos?

Save time and paperwork. Three initiatives in one E-Z location!

that's a six-pack of Kinders, I think!

[HEyHEY]

3. I was invited to see her this weekend

Naturally I laughed

[rogerashton]

4. You got it!

I'm taking the Oilers.

[LDS Jock]

5. how about the psycho cat in your avitar?

I want that.