Whats your Pornscreen name

[samplegirl]

Use your middle name and then the name of your street

[rot0r_head]

1. Scott Fox (seriously) n/t

[LiberalVoice]

2. Zak Pritchard?

that stinks.

[Hello_Kitty]

3. Marie 14th Place?

I dunno, doesn't have much of a ring to it...:shrug:

[Stockholm]

38. LOL! Its the best one yet n/t

[salinen]

4. Arnold Randall

Not bad.

[samwisefoxburr]

5. Tuscany...

...I don't have a middle name.

[GimmeDANEger]

6. Matthew Deer Trail

my old street name....92nd doesn't sound to porny.

[JohnnyRingo]

26. Sounds like Native American porn

...Is there such a thing?
Never mind .... Better to remain ignorant.

[Maiden England]

7. "Leah Railroad"

[Fusions_Minion]

8. Chester Dingleberry lane

[pdx_prog]

89. Bweahahahah....

kinda like Harold Hershey Highway....

[chaska]

9. Edward Wilson???

[camero]

10. Eugene Marcett

[Chovexani]

11. Candace Glenwood

Well it sort of sounds like a porn name. Or an elf name.

[Nightowl_2004]

12. Gray Hilltop

ugh, yeah......that sounds sexy........

[Jean Louise Finch]

13. Claire Tarn

Nice.

[Dogmudgeon]

Bruce Tulip

"Bruce Fox" would also apply.

"Bruce 41st Street" probably isn't the accepted way to form a pornonym, though.

--bkl

[yvr girl]

14. I live on a numbered avenue so I'll use former streets

Lee Laval
Lee Hemlock

[Dukakis88]

15. Steve Martin Luther King

...

[Kurovski]

42. Now that's funny. nt

[TheMightyFavog]

16. Michael Maria

End of Line.

[Skittles]

43. LOL

Johathan is a SHE-MALE

[wtmusic]

17. Lamborn Fairview

[Droopy]

18. Yates Robert

Robert Yates would be better.

[bloodyjack]

19. This reminds me of that Achewood cartoon about one's porno name

[bloodyjack]

33. LOLZ that's really funny Mahayasmellbad thanks for showing us that!!!!!

and thank YOU, imageshack.us, for hosting it!

achewood gets a unanimous :thumbsup:!!

[LiberteToujours]

36. Hammy Woodlake

LOL! That's using the pet one. Middle name and current street, Andrew Calderon (not as good).

[happyasaclam]

20. Russell Jordan

Ugh

[realisticphish]

21. Robert 12?

hey, actually, that isnt that bad, when you think about it...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[kokomo]

22. Grant Montego

[maveric]

23. Soup can

[Wapsie B]

24. Hal Buchanan.

n/t

[Lenape85]

25. Jeffrey Seagull

.

[miss_kitty]

27. Ann Lynn

kinda porny

[WildEyedLiberal]

28. Lyn Melrose

That's actually pretty good. I finally live on a street with a real name here at college... I live on a rural route back home, which just doesn't have a very sexy ring to it.

[truthpusher]

29. Dan Lather.

[JSJ]

30. eddie '18'--- look out 'long dong'!

[kermujin]

31. monique price n/t

[the Princess]

32. I don't have a middle name

But I did give myself a porn name years ago.........LOL

Kitten with a Whip!

[rooboy]

52. Cool.. then you're a one-worder, like Cher or Madonna... n/t

[Huckebein the Raven]

34. Daniel Forest Village

but I'm thinking if you have a forest village that's a bad thing

:evilgrin:

[bloodyjack]

35. Hans Sexi (seriously!)

(just kidding!)

[trigz]

37. Trygve Bølerskogen? HAHAHAHAH!!! That's funny :-) n/t

[Behind the Aegis]

39. Alexander Johnstone

[progdonkey]

40. Joseph Georgetown

wacka wow.. wacka wow wow... ;-)

[Kurovski]

41. Alan Galleon

I'm getting hot just saying it.

[Skittles]

44. LOL - Tombo's is GERARD JEWEL

sounds very suspicious!!!

[WoodrowFan]

45. doesn't work

My street had a girl's name, unless I use the word "Drive"

humm, Elliot Drive.



nawwwww, looks like I'd be stuck producing. :evilgrin:

[Champ]

46. Leland Standage!!!

Not that funny :(

[TransitJohn]

47. Robert Lewis

blah

[auburngrad82]

48. Somewhere on the internet there's a "porn name generator" n/t

[da_chimperor]

49. Matt Lighthouse, I'm certainly not modest eh?

:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

50. Francis Fox Hill

[Mizmoon]

51. Not exxxactly sexxxy - Lynn Stanco

yech!

[Beware the Beast Man]

53. Geezer I-271 Underpass.

[BootinUp]

54. Mike Cline Smith

:shrug:

[D-Notice]

55. David Shaftesbury

Huh huh huh... he said Shaft!

Just what you want in a porn name!

[JimmyJazz]

56. that's your stage name - your porn name of your first pet

and the street. I am Peepers Sandy

[Lavender Brown]

59. That makes me Peaches St. Jude

lol.

[ScreamingMeemie]

64. Then I would be Sweetie Playview.

ROFL. Ouch, I hurt myself.

[kick-ass-bob]

76. Troubles White Pine.

[Gardeaux08]

78. Diamond Main

I always thought it had a pornographic ring to it.

[Kathleen04]

80. Frumpy Ramona..lol

Yes, my father named our dog Frumpy, :)

[Beaverhausen]

83. Taffy Bridgewater

[Runcible Spoon]

87. HA! Mine's Cherry Hollow!

nt

[Kire]

57. Blaine Tulsa

[TXStacy]

58. Ellen Meadows

[Josh_Strength]

60. Christian Appian Way

[JimmyJazz]

67. try again - it's the name of your first pet and your mother's

maiden name

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

69. Then wouldn't his name be Donkey of Bethlehem?

[JimmyJazz]

73. I think that name might be taken already

BTW - you're freakin' me out a little here!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

74. .

:)

[pagerbear]

61. Elbert Academy?

It was my grandfather's name.

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. Ann Playview....

Workable...;)

[XNASA]

63. samplegirl! That is NOT the formula for your Porn Star name!!!

:-)

Once and for all the formula for your Porn Name is:

(Name of first pet as a child) + (Mother's Maiden Name) = Porn Star Name

Mine for example is "Toby Wolf", which is not bad.

The formula that you have described is the one for your SOAP OPERA Star Name.

That's why this well meaning thread is not all that entertaining. People are posting their Soap Names instead of their Porn Names.

Got it!! Alright then. Thanks.

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

65. Okay the, I'm Sweetie Bobo.

I think I am going to pee my pants. :hi:

[XNASA]

66. See! It works!!!!!

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

71. I'm examining my options as we speak.

:hi:

[samplegirl]

79. Well we were doing this at the local bar.

Didnt know there was another formula. Maybe you can start another
thread tonight.

[ronnykmarshall]

68. Kevin West Knoll

Doesn't sound too exotic to me.

Maybe Kevin Knoll or Kevin West.

[redqueen]

70. Soap Opera Name - Marie Coit

Porn Name - Buttons Goodner

bleah

[DS1]

72. Chester Kummbucket - it's Dutch

:7

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

75. Carlos Conde (nt)

[Texasgal]

77. heh heh

Dee Vigen..... heh heh.....

[flamingyouth]

81. Kristine Boyer

This is better than the other one - first pet and first street name, which was Abercrombie 94th and made no sense. :shrug:

[Anaxamander]

82. Lee Park (nt)

[Commendatori]

84. Michael Connecticut (n/t)

[Joe_VB]

85. Joe Connie.......lol, sounds like a transexual porn star....

[jukes]

86. porn

alonr reminds me of what i csn lomger exprerience...

[pdx_prog]

88. Phillip Promenade Terrace?

somehow it doesn't seem right...lol