I need a husband...For my political career don't ya know

[dorktv]

Applicants must be good looking, good at small talk, willing to be wind beneath wings, able to raise children, liberal, Democractic and not cheat on wife as I climb the ladder of success.

Well if Bushneedstogo can asked to be spanked...I can ask for applicants for a spouse. ;)

[BoX o BooX]

1. I'd be happy to apply.

You'd have to move back to San Diego, though. I only go to Tempe for spring training.

[dorktv]

2. well...I am going to be running for CD5 seat again...

but someone from my beloved hometown :loveya:

[BoX o BooX]

3. Bummer!

It's just so danged hot out there... I don't see how you folks stand it!

Too bad... I was looking forward to going to all them parties! :P

[dorktv]

4. parties in San Diego? what parties?

[BoX o BooX]

5. No, no... all them politico parties!

You know... the $1000-a-plate shindigs and cocktail parties.

[dorktv]

8. ooooh! Um not that much money in my political career yet.

[BoX o BooX]

9. Oh, well.

After you find this husband in Tempe, can I be the himbo in San Diego who places your career in jeopardy? :D

[dorktv]

10. *gasps* But that would be adultry! And you know that

that is bad! ;)

[BoX o BooX]

11. Adultery is only bad if it's done right.

Apologies to Woody Allen. ;)

[dorktv]

12. well now...you convinced me!

[tech3149]

6. I could cover almost all

but I'm not the greatest at small talk and I'm waaaay too old.

[dorktv]

7. I am 25 how old are you?

[tech3149]

13. twice that!

and my wife decided that 25 years of me was too much. I'm sure you could do a lot better.

[dorktv]

14. Oh well...any kids my age?

[tech3149]

15. nope too busy workin

[dorktv]

16. Great! now what am I going to do?

[tech3149]

17. Put your picture in your post

You'll be overwhelmed.

[dorktv]

18. How do I do that?

I have a picture from my website of me putting my signatures into the Sec. Of State's office...

[dorktv]

19. Here is my picture...I hope it works

http://www.er2004.com/photos.html