The latest Chick Tracts are up!

[jmowreader]

Squatters...http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1019/1019_01.asp

Fairly straightforward Bible preaching until he gets into standard Chickian anti-Catholic mode.

The Little Bride...http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

Lil Suzy and Ms Henn...an anti-Muslim tract. Great fun. Also says Jesus created the world in six days, which is completely contrary to Genesis--Jesus appears nowhere in the Old Testament.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. If Chick didn't have the thimbelful of artistic ability he has now,

He would have been locked up years ago. Chick has successfully converted millions to athiesm with his hate-filled tracts.

ON EDIT- As a Catholic, his teachings about the "satanic" Vatican are way-the-fuck out there!

[ronnykmarshall]

2. What a bigot.

All this crap is so full of hate ...... and bullshit!

[Chovexani]

3. Lil Suzy rules.

Chick tracts are freaking hilarious. Well if I didn't laugh at them I'd weep for humanity instead.

[meegbear]

8. And her witch-looking secular teacher

Gotta love it.

[trotsky]

4. Just when you think Chick can't get any more whacked out...

he kicks it up another notch!

WTF, that guy is completely insane.

[Modem Butterfly]

5. I dig grandpa's eyepatch

And Suzi's Farrah 'do. Rockin!

[Richardo]

6. My favorite part: Make your choice: [ ] For Jesus [ ] Against Jesus

Is that some kind of trick question? :D

[jmowreader]

12. Makes me want to waste 37 cents

People scatter these damn tracts all over the store. I oughta get one with the for/against question, check "against" and mail it in.

[Richardo]

13. Check 'against' and sign the name and addy of a local freeper...

...admit it, you know one or two. :evilgrin:

[Krupskaya]

7. Gawd, those things make me scream and vomit and the same time.

I have to admit, though, the one he had the other day about the guys on the painfully obvious non-union jobsite was pretty funny. Dude! Tie off! Then the Death Wind won't get you. OSHA is so going to bust their ass.

And I love how that second one decries child abuse while the title of the cartoon is "The Little Bride." Yargh!

[jackelope72]

9. Bwaaahaaaha!

Gee, that takes me back. I remember those stupid little books being given out at Sunday School and Children's Church as rewards for learning our Memory Verses. They also had a bunch of them sitting out on the tables in the foyer for people to pick up as they came out of the services.

Funny, in a way. But also very very scary. To think I used to collect those things. *shudder*

[NewJeffCT]

10. thanks for the laughs!

My favorite was his old rant against D&D, as I used to be an avid D&D player.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. This one is my favorite-Big Daddy?

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp
Chick's idea of evolution is such a screwed-up straw man that it's laughable.

[Kat45]

14. But even in the straightforward part, he got the Bible wrong!

Jesus never claimed to be God. Ever.

Jeez, at least he could get his Bible snippets correct before he starts getting all nuts and condemning the Catholic Church. I guess he's one of those fundies who believes the pope is the antichrist. Wow!

Do I dare go read the second chick tract? I don't think I'll be able to resist--you know, like looking at an accident. lol

Edited to add: Just read the second one. Man, he continues distorting the Bible. Jesus creating the universe? Where did he get that one? Then he said Jesus warned us about hell; I don't recall that either. And to throw in his belief that creationism excludes evolution, he mentions dinosaurs among the creations on the 6th day! I don't recall seeing any dinosaurs in the Bible. Unbelievable!

[democracy eh]

15. to quote my wife:

"this is SOOOO thoroughly wrong"