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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:29 PM
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I'm eating a salad. How long until I die?
As per the fake boob not sorry girl.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:31 PM
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1. Well, I had a salad for lunch, and I'm still here.
I'm encouraged.

;)
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MazeRat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:32 PM
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2. Dont you know.. Everyone that eats salad eventually dies....
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:33 PM
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3. Just don't take Vitamin E with it, whatever you do!
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:36 PM
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5. Saw that on the news. apparently it's bad for you today
tomorrow may be a different story.
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:38 PM
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7. Works the same way with eggs.
One day they're good for you, the next day they're not.
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:47 PM
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11. And red wine. :-)
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:51 PM
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12. and coffee EOM
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:36 PM
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4. More likely her plastic breast would burst than you would die from a salad
Just My Humble Opinion
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:42 PM
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9. i like the "men in my life" line
Edited on Thu Nov-11-04 07:09 PM by SlavesandBulldozers
its like she just put here bikini on after a gangbang and is getting ready to talk about kerstchun val-yoos.
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Esslinger Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:43 PM
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10. nice plastic
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:38 PM
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6. I wonder how long until she dies from eating pies?
:shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-11-04 06:39 PM
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8. seven days...
Edited on Thu Nov-11-04 06:40 PM by EstimatedProphet
You should be getting a phone call soon...
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