The Galaxy Song (Monty python)

[Neoma]

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/galaxy.mp3
(^listen to it)


(spoken)
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
(sung)
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,

Just remember that you're standing on a planet
That's evolving
And revolving
At nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second,
so it's reckoned,
'Round the sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me,
and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm,
at fourteen thousand miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle
sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us
it's just three thousand light-years wide.
We're thirty thousand light-years
From Galactic Central Point,
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.


Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go,
that's the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute
And that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember,
when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life
Somewhere out in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

-- Eric Idle

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove IT! Monty Python rules!

[Pig_Latin_Lover]

2. Thanks, now may we have your liver? (nt)

[Neoma]

4. no

:wtf:

[mark11727]

10. I'm using it...!

[Neoma]

12. ?!

:wtf:

[mark11727]

13. In "Secret of Life", Grahan Chapman and John Cleese ask for

Terry Gilliam's liver, as he has an organ donor card.

He declines, because he's "using it."

They take it anyway.

[SaintAnne]

3. I Love it

this is my new pick me up song! oh how cool, I can go to sleep happy now! thank you!

[nytemare]

5. Alwwaysss look on the briiiiiight side of life!

[DulceDecorum]

6. Here comes another one

Here it comes again
Here comes another one
When will it ever end?
I know whatever it is
I've not seen one before
But here comes another one
And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one
Thank God I'm not having lunch with them.

---- ---- ---- ----

I like Chinese,
I like Chinese
We sometimes bomb their embassies,
But we don't really mean to we thought they were trees......

[Neoma]

8. I like chinese

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/chinese.mp3
(^listen to it)

[Bat Boy]

7. That is my all time favorite Python song.

And now it's stuck in my head for the rest of the evening.

Thanks.

[Neoma]

11. Your welcome

[Neoma]

9. I'm So worry about-

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/soworr.mp3
(listen^)