Just Picked Up The Cake For The Mrs' B'Day. SHE IS GONNA KILL ME!

[matcom]

:bounce:

40th birthday party tomorrow for the wifey. picked up the Birthday Cake!

i am dead.

I AM SOOOOOOO DEAD!!

why you ask?

its a PHOTO Cake and the pic is her (at 3) a sittin' on the TOILET! :D

:bounce:

oh yeah, her BOSS is coming :D

Bye Bye DU. After tomorrow, I will be no longer :D

:bounce:

[Don_G]

1. I Hope You

Thought to get a necklace to go with those diamond earrings.

[matcom]

3. whoops!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

2. Man...you are so toast...

It's been fun knowing ya! :D

[matcom]

4. maybe Roni can post a rememberance thread

every so often? :D

[GOPisEvil]

8. We'll have the butt-crack smiley be our official welcome wagon mascot!

He'll climb the stairs FOREVER!!! :D

[matcom]

12. did i mention the WORDING???

"Holy Shit ...... Lori's 40!!"

:D

[GOPisEvil]

15. I think you'll be doing lots of what the other smiley is up to in your sig

Buy Chap-stick. You'll be kissing lots of ass. :D

[SOteric]

5. Farewell, Matcom...*sniffle*

So young...

...we hardly knew him.

- When's the wake?!

[prolesunited]

6. Take a pic

and share it with the rest of us! (as long as you're going to be dead and all anyway) :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

7. It's not too late...

to run down to the bakery at your local supermarket and buy another cake for the part where the boss is present. Lots of times you can buy a plain old sheet cake and they'll slap "happy birthday honey-bunny" on it right there while you wait.

Hope you survive.

I think the 3 year-old pic is too funny though btw. :-)

DV

[ewagner]

13. This is what married guys call

RED ALERT

When you discover you've done something that isn't as cool as you thought.

That's when you kick into hyper-survival drive and get ANOTHER FRIGGEN CAKE as fast as you can!

In 29 years of marriage, I've had to do this more often than I would care to admit!!!!!!

[matcom]

17. nope. THIS one stays!

i am lucky in that the Mrs has MY sense of humor :D

still......... :scared:

[DemOverseas]

32. Put out

rolls of toilet tissue to use as napkins..

[Fenris]

9. Been shopping at the Sexy Cake store again, have you?

Good luck, matcom!

[rbnyc]

10. LMAO! I LOVE it!!!

That is such a great idea. Wow! I never heard of a photo cake. I want one.

:)

[matcom]

11. they scan the photo and

superimpose it onto sugar. retains the original colors and is completely edible!

an EXACT reproduction!

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Photo cakes rule!

We got them for some retirement parties.

Of course, we were a little more selective about the photos we used! :D

[matcom]

16. oh, i was VERY selective!

:D

[kmla]

18. Dude. You are so dead.

Gotta admire your testicular fortitude, 'cause doin' somethin' like that takes a set of balls, man. Even if you do share the same sense of humor.

I couldn't do it. Waaaay to risky at my castle for something like that....

If you are killed, who gets dibs on your butt-crack smiley?

[StaggerLee]

19. ~Here Lies a Brave Ass Smiley~

May he rest in pieces.

[matcom]

27. he stair-walked bravely

:D

[JVS]

20. At least you are going out in a frosting covered blaze of glory.

A nobler death cannot exist!

[Wickerman]

21. Matcom

I've enjoyed your posts and appreciated your welcome to me when I first came aboard. Just thought I would give you a preview of the kind words I will be saying for you at your wake.

Dude, you are toast...

[matcom]

22. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am EVIL ain't I?

:P

[WilliamPitt]

23. I'm so glad you started a thread about it

:)

[matcom]

24. are you impressed that i MAY be the only man you know

who has ACURATELY predicted HIS OWN DEATH????

:D

[Raven]

25. And you deserve to die....

you little shit! Pay, pay, pay...forever!

[matcom]

26. MOOOOOOOOOOM!!

x(

YOU of all people are supposed to LOVE ME REGARDLESS of how stupid I am!

:D

x(

[FlaGranny]

28. Matcom,

If my husband did that I'd be the one dying - from laughing too hard. I'd absolutely love it. So will you wife - I think (I hope).

[blondeatlast]

29. If she's married to you, she obviously has an outstanding

sense of humor.

You'd better hope so, anyway! :evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Tell us!

What happened when she saw the cake??

Matcom? Matcom?


Oh my gawd!! She killed him and tried to hide the body under the couch!!!!

[matcom]

31. 6:00 pm EST tonight

right now the cake is residing at the neighbor's house :D

the party is tonight

hold me :scared:

[Castilleja]

33. Oh, I love it!

I may just borrow that idea..........!! :7 :7

[Darranar]

34. What happened?

n/t

[DS1]

35. Matcom's pug, Remy, reenacts what happened when they got home

http://news.lycos.com/news/ot_getImage.asp?op=img&id=420951

[Capn Sunshine]

36. RIP Matcom

Let us know what it's like on the other side.

I'll bring the BBQ'd Yak to your wake.
Yak
Ingredients£º vegetable protein, refined salt, Chilli, prickly ash, vegetable oil, white granulated sugar, natural flavor
Directions£º Directly eating after opened.


all your base are ours.