Callin' All CAPTIONS!!! Callin' All CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and have them put those sprinkly things on top too . . . YES!, both the syrup AND the sprinklies!!!! . . . And I don't give a sh*t what Karl said . . . Geez!"

[mondo joe]

1. "What are you wearing?"

[Crankie Avalon]

2. "OK, like...

...you're basically in the shower with a falafel when I come up behind you..."

[IHeart1993]

3. Hello, Pizza Hut. I'd like to order 20 large pizzas.

For the White House.

[Richardo]

4. "What the *hell* is that buzzing sound, O'Reilly?"

[Ezlivin]

5. President Bush calls to concede after Ohio recount

An obviously uncomfortable President Bush calls Senator John Kerry to acknowledge the results of the Ohio vote recounts and to concede the election. While some Republicans have called the recount "a criminal activity," most concede that the evidence is too damning to refute.

[Not_Giving_Up]

7. I like it!

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. What? Dad wasn't on the plane?

[underpants]

8. Well I'm not sure if I will be delivering that pizza but go ahead...

:bounce:

[underpants]

9. Is my fridge running? Hold on I'll go check

:bounce:

[Ganja Ninja]

10. "Hello Condi! I know I gave you a promotion but ...

You still have to take Barney out to do his business. And don't forget to pick it up this time. Tony Blair stepped on a land-mine the other day and tracked it all over my office."

[skip fox]

11. "Colin . . . ah . . . before you leave . . . ah, could you . . . like . .

ah . . . tell me where in the heck Sudan is? . . . Like was it part of Yugoslavia . . . or . . . and, oh yeah . . . what's a Balkan anyway?"

[Sabriel]

12. Hey, there's a voice comin' out of this thing! It's God talkin' to me!

[BringEmOn]

13. What do ya mean "the coast is clear" Condi, I didn't ask for a

weather report.

[rsmith6621]

14. Can I Now Try the Red Phone Out

[Endangered Specie]

15. "Oh, and I want to eat a Falafel off your pussy!..."

:evilgrin:

[BringEmOn]

16. "Hello, Daddy...ya gonna take care of the Madsen fella for me?"