The Cryonic Cyber-Dog of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Got it locked. Gonna be smooth sailing from here out. Look at ol' Karl. He's afraid I'm going to bring up my new Homeland Purity Initiative where we check everybody who wants to get a job . . about their religion and politics and stuff. But nobody's forced to do nothing. Only if they wanta work. Course, if they don't work, we ain't got a hell of a lot of use for them. But maybe their daddy had money or they win the lottery . . . Shit. Karl's even waving his finger at me, trying to warn me off. But he won't be mad once he sees how popular it will be received. (W. winks at Karl.) Relax, pal, trust me. It'll be great!"

[madmax]

1. The camera hates this man.

:evilgrin:

[yankeeinlouisiana]

2. No, he's just ugly!!

The camera never lies.

[madmax]

5. LOL yankeeinlouisiana

Welcom to DU :hi:

[skip fox]

6. (Psst. I'm another yankee in Louisiana. Lafayette. Down from

Ohio. Hey . . . after 22 years here, I'm really digging it.)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. No, I think photographers hate this man

there are good pictures available every day, but the ones that run are the bad ones... good work, photogs!

[LTR]

3. You'd make this face too...

...if Karl Rove just peed in YOUR mouth!

[Wolfman 11]

4. "guess what my fellow Americans..."

"this flag doesn't have 76 stars on it. It only has 73. I counted 'em. If I could find my pen I'd autograph it for ya. Bet it'll be worth a lot someday. Being as how it only has 73 stars but it says 76 on it. Laura thinks it is fabulous."

[skip fox]

7. Hello, wolfman 11, welcome to

DU!

:toast:

[Wolfman 11]

9. thanks

I've been in and out for a couple months now.

[maxanne]

8. "Ah don't want to hear about body

bags, lost jobs, and health insurance. All in all - it's been a fabulous year for Laura and myself. Dickie, too - boy he sure has raked in a wad of cash...heh heh heh"

[Scaramouche]

10. They'll never smell this fart from up here...

Oh, I'll wave it their way...

See, my shit don't stink...

[skip fox]

11. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[TroubleMan]

12. You said you wanna see...

my "senile Regean" imitation? Well there you go, again.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "QUITE You Bubble Headed Boobie, my back is extremely

delicate today, Oh the Pain, the Pain!"

You'd think KKKarl would at least buy the good stuff for the rat! Rotgut Kills!

[cosmicdot]

14. W trying to speak through his giggles: no, really, you'll love this one

... I kill myself sometimes with my great ideas ... what if we make Iraq the first totally corporate state ... we could sell shares and have an annual meeting and stuff for people to vote for the Board and CEO we choose in advance ... man, that'd be great ... we could take some US tax dollars and build a couple of nice stadiums and have pro teams to help the company make money and to create seasonal part-time jobs ... everybody could be a corporate citizen and work for the corporate state ... it would be better than communism ... it's like totally different, isn't it?

[myomy]

15. Not to worry, if things really get bad IÕll pull Osama outta my ass.

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