I'm paying attention to your CAPTIONS..... no really, I am!

[underpants]

[iambe]

1. what you talkin' about chirac? n/t

or i suppose it could be kofi - YMMV

[kmla]

2. Or could it be.....

....SATAN!!!!!

Looks a little like the Church Lady, no?

:eyes:

[Braden]

3. wow

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "WOW. This remote control anal egg has 14 different

settings! I like 'Make Mine a Smoothie' best. . . . So far."

[RobertSeattle]

5. Mom said to not slouch - but heh heh - Who's the big man on planet now?

[underpants]

6. (W looks to Rove for next sign)"Bunt?!?!? WTF does that mean?"

:think:

[Mr. Jinx]

7. "Okay- who put the tack in my chair?"

[Aristus]

8. "Okay, who farted?

Musta been the Messkin delegate. Frickin' beaner! He ain't comin' t'th'ray-anch n'more!"

[peacefreak]

9. Man

this feels like all the times I wuz waitin' outside the Principal's office. Wonder what they caught me on this time?

[skip fox]

10. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[Wickerman]

11. A broom up my ass? why yes, I do

[MisterP]

12. he's turning into margaret thatcher!

[Lady Freedom]

13. The sign sdaid wet paint....

Did he listion?....

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "They may steal my thunder and make a total ass of me, but...

the'll never steal my smirk, I'll take it to the grave!"

[myomy]

15. Wonder if these folks will believe my speech. Probably

shoulda read it first.

[Duncan Grant]

16. "What? Underpants has wood???!!!"

:wow:

[cosmicdot]

17. waiting ... W is humming the tune of ...

Fire From Supersonic 1976 (900 kb Real Media)
http://www.allfear.f9.co.uk/arthur/fire_supersonic.rm

((W's eyes look shot - this side view ... I see Dracula ... maybe Satan))

Fire

Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
I'll see you burn!
You fought hard and you saved and learned,
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind.
You're falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!
Fire, to destroy all you've done.
Fire, to end all you've become.
I'll feel you burn!
You've been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you've really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind,
you're falling far too far behind.