If God exists...
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:00 AM
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Does God have a soul. Or is God a soul?
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:07 AM
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1. Okay, I'll have to sleep on that one, for sure......
Question back at you: Would God exist if there were no humans to acknowledge his existance?
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:22 AM
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:08 AM
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2. ...and while we're at it...
Was She created or did She evolve?
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:23 AM
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9. you noticed I avoided gender issues!
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Thu Sep-25-03 11:40 AM
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17. Yes, but not naming issues.
Leaving aside the stickier issue, does He have a penis, and if so, how big is it?:evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:08 AM
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And you're gonna have me up all night clutching my pillow!
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:24 AM
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:) (I think I'll use a smiley in every reply in this thread.)
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:10 AM
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Now, pass me that bong. :smoke:
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:25 AM
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11. it reads like everyone is getting stoned tonight.
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:11 AM
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have to take a walk out in the cow pasture to even get a handle on the question, much less the answer.
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:26 AM
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12. I love walking to pastures.
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:17 AM
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6. Related question: Does Godª have a belly button, and if so, why?
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:18 AM
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Freeper attack comin' your way~!
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Thu Sep-25-03 02:27 AM
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13. I think God would have an innie.
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Thu Sep-25-03 06:13 AM
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14. If He/She exists, you can be dammned sure He/She will sue...
...for being deliberately misquoted.......
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Thu Sep-25-03 06:22 AM
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Thu Sep-25-03 06:28 AM
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16. Sound a bit like Woody Allen:
" Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend....."
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Thu Sep-25-03 12:39 PM
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18. My sister's dilemma...
Either 1. there is no god or 2. he exists and is evil. I opt for #1.
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Thu Sep-25-03 01:17 PM
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19. Yeah, it's the classic "problem of evil"
If there exists a god who is both omnipotent and benevelent, then why are there republicans?:shrug:
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Thu Sep-25-03 01:21 PM
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20. "There's a God, and he's a PRACTICAL JOKER!" (the late John Ritter)
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Thu Sep-25-03 01:29 PM
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21. Which god? Be specific!
:bounce: There are just so many..... is this a god du jour thing?
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Thu Sep-25-03 01:33 PM
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22. The smiley baby sun on "Teletubbies."
That is sort of my idealized view of God. Good natured, cute, amused and simple minded. You'd have to be to allow THIS mess to continue.
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