Here's a little story 'bout a man named Jeb

[alevensalor]

http://watchingthewatchers.org/index.php?p=226

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jeb.
Was raised to be the President, Dubya ran instead.
Helped his older brother cheat, now repayment’s due
So he’s headed off to Thailand now to help them out with Sue..
…Nami, that is.
Big wave. Tragedy.

Well what do ya know? The first step of Jeb’s campaign!
Dubya says he sent him ‘cause he’s been through hurricanes.
Jeb needs to be “elected” to complete the dynasty
So America can continue its corporate presidency.
Diebold, that is.
ES&S. News Corp.

So let’s all wave good-bye to Jeb, we know he’ll make us proud.
We’ll fly our flags at half-staff and we’ll sing his praises loud.
He’ll help victims in Asia spend the $350 million sent,
While we all know where $13.6 billion in hurricane aid was spent.
Florida, that is.
Right before the election.

Y’all vote for Jeb now, y’hear!

~A!

[elperromagico]

1. I heard Jeb on the radio this evening,

saying that what had happened was worse than what happened in Florida, so it seemed a good idea to send a group.

I'm glad Florida has now become the international tragedy standard.

[alevensalor]

2. I'm just glad

They didn't send Kathy Harris or Jeb Bush to help out with the Ukraine's elections.

~A!

[Placebo]

3. Priceless.

[NYC Liberal]

4. Here's another one for ya!

Down in Florida, the Governor's a man named Jeb,
Who helped engineer another Constitution-shred.
Voters didn't go for George, 'cause they weren't in the mood.
Then, we all were astounded - the State's gettin' sued!

Ballots, that is... black voters... the Presidency

Well, the first thing you know, George screamed it wasn't fair.
His kinfolk helped, and Jeb is trusting the co-chair,
Katherine Harris, Florida's Secretary of State;
Tryin' to steal the election - no recounts, she won't wait.

Shills they are... media fools... chads in cards

If you read your history, you'd know 'bout Jeb and all his kin.
For scandals and corruption, you should know where they have been.
But the media's now beholden to right wing mentality,
And they're helpin' all the Bushes distort reality!

Y'all kick back now... We're countin' on ya.

:D

[alevensalor]

5. Awesome n/t