Where are the liberal sex orgies that FReepers talk about?

[LoZoccolo]

I mean, have any of us ever even heard of one?

I just want to make sure I'm not missing out on an important party function.

[Texasgal]

1. Huh??

They talk about liberal orgies? What???

[LoZoccolo]

5. Yes, and we fuck animals too.

Read the Hate Mailbag here!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/index.html

[amazona]

9. at least we leave the Box Turtles alone!

Apparently they are strictly GOP...

[DeepGreen]

23. Yep,,, they need something that fits ! eom

[rfranklin]

30. Swingers Magazine has directions to the orgy

It's all there.

http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/03/09/15_recount.html

[eyepaddle]

2. You know something...

THAT is a damn fine question!

Yesiree, a damn fine question indeed.....

[yardwork]

3. You mean you don't know?

You haven't been getting your invites? Whoa. You must have made somebody mad. Did you get your toaster at least?

[LoZoccolo]

10. See, they must've fucked that up too.

I didn't get a toaster; I opened the box and there was one of those toasted sandwich-makers, you know, the ones where you clamp down and it cooks both sides of the grilled cheese at once and crimps it into two triangles? Something's going seriously wrong here.

[Thor_MN]

31. You mean the one that has the Virgin Mary engraved on one side

And the 800 number to call to donate to the TV church on the other?

[shraby]

4. I'm not sure, but the Supreme Court

Justice Scalia said recently that orgies are good for people..it releases tension. Maybe if you checked with him you could find out where the orgies are and you can join.

[Borgnine]

6. I haven't been invited to any.

A pity. I guess I'm just not liberal enough.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Most of the RW insults at liberals are projection, therefore... GASP!

It is THEM who must be having the orgies! EWWWWWWW!!! :puke:

[NYC Liberal]

11. Actually, that's true.

Since members of Skull & Bones often participated in large orgies.

[Radical Activist]

8. Did you see the thread asking which candidate's new years eve party

you would like to attend?
Did you notice one of the options was a party at Dennis Kucinich's apartment in DC?

Yeah...

[nine23]

12. You mean "fantasize" about?

...while they're, er...um...sitting in front of their monitors "surfing the internets"?

[madrchsod]

13. "where are the white women at"

i don`t know where these orgies are..hey, isn`t that one of those places that ryan guy from illinois took his then superhot actress wife jeri ryan? hey, he is a republican isn`t he....

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Dang it! I've been missing out on those!

The only liberal activities I ever get to participate in are performing abortions, attending black Masses and selling porn to third-graders.

[eyepaddle]

15. Well, yeah sure....but

everybody knows about those!

Hi Ocelot!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Hi, Eye!

Gonna make it to the next liberal orgy at Nye's?

[eyepaddle]

19. LOL!

Was THAT what that was?!? The nexy day I THOUGHT I felt a little....er...I mean HELL yeah try and stop me! ;)

[Sanity Claws]

17. Please, please invite me too

I'm also missing out on the fun. The only thing I get to put my arms around is a tree. Tree-hugging loses its thrill after a while.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. You have to go farther with the trees than just hugging them.

I think it's called arborophilia.

[Sanity Claws]

22. Educate me. What am I supposed to do with the tree?

Also, there are a lot of trees by me. What should I look for in a tree? ;)

[name not needed]

18. Didn't you get the invite?

Hell, we had one last week!

:7

[personman]

20. Seriously, put me on the list.

I think I'm technicly a virgin again, I gotta make sure my stuff works...

[raysr]

24. At Tom Delay's

place!

[Sanity Claws]

26. Yeah but

you need lots of money to get in. Repubs use cold cash to get cold sex.

[tanyev]

25. Didn't you join that DU group?

Sorry, it's too late now. :P

[vpigrad]

27. I don't know any liberal women that will have sex...

much less participate in an orgy. I must be hanging-out with the wrong liberals.

[da_chimperor]

28. Address?

:shrug:

[NuttyFluffers]

29. ha! and next you are going to tell me you don't know about the 3 seashells

you are such a kidder! :D

k, see ya at the next orgy -- and bring the plunger this time!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. here ya go

Paste the link without the space...
http://www.fritz liess.com/movabletype/archives/images/ann_coulter_love_doll.jpg

[ogradda]

33. i've wondered about that too.

i don't even know anywhere i could have gone for an orgy:shrug:

[donheld]

34. I understand your pain

We gay men have been accused over the years of having thousands of sexual encounters. I feel so left out! :-( :eyes: