1. VaporScare
A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.
The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.
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1. Bambi
One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.
The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.
http://bambi.urbanup.com/934347---
1. Goatwhacked
The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.
The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.
http://goatwhacked.urbanup.com/934341---
1. Coultergeist
An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
http://coultergeist.urbanup.com/934330---
1. Christmas
The Christian Chanukah.
Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.
http://christmas.urbanup.com/948450--
1. Godwhack
Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.
A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Godwhack&defid=934339---
1. Judenrat
1) During The Holocaust, When the German authorities herded the Jewish population of Poland first into urban areas, and subsequently into ghettos, they required each community to form a Jewish Council. The councils acted as intermediaries to carry out the Nazis increasingly oppressive dictates, such as providing forced labor battalions for German war factories, and eventually even delivering Jews directly to the trains bound for the death camps.
2) Any modern-day Jew who has forgotten the lessons of history and is willing to advocate persecution of another group, such as homosexuals.
3) See also: Hypocrite, Traitor
The Grand Rabbi is the Chaplain for The City of Boston, yet this Judenrat compares homosexuals to dogs and says they should not be allowed to get married.
http://judenrat.urbanup.com/934209---
1. Gullibot
A human who acts like a gullible robot.
A Gullibot believes and forwards every urban legend they receive in their email, as if they were a robot programed to recycle and spew idiocy.
Usually they don't bother to use Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy), so a whole world full of idiots and crystal clutchers get your email adress as it gets forwarded from moron to moron.
Gullibots also forward virus hoaxes.
Gullibots also forward "inspirational" chain letters that end with, "forward this to someone you love."
I just emailed everyone on that gullibot's email list that Febreeze doesn't really kill dogs, and they should stop listening to the idiot.
http://gullibot.urbanup.com/937979--
Here's one I adopted from someone here on DU:
1. Main-sequence Empire
An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
http://main-sequence-empire.urbanup.com/937928---
1. Freeper
They hate us for our freedom.
The freeper wants to ban gay marriage and put The Bible in our schools, as part of their Talibornagain agenda.
http://freeper.urbanup.com/936166---
1. Black Tuesday
November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died.
Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.
http://black-tuesday.urbanup.com/936159---
1. Bushslap
When someone realizes that voting Republican has caused them terrible harm.
Workers at Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.
He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.
After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
http://bushslap.urbanup.com/934966---
1. Boobies
A variety of bees (Apis mellifera) that produce milk.
One has to approach very cautiously when attempting to extract milk from unfamiliar boobies.
http://boobies.urbanup.com/934351---
1. Killer Boobies
A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
http://killer-boobies.urbanup.com/934951---
1. Clarence Cola
A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
http://clarence-cola.urbanup.com/934938---
1. Stoned Slackers
Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
http://stoned-slackers.urbanup.com/934654---
1. Crystal Clutcher
Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
http://crystal-clutcher.urbanup.com/934621---
1. Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood
A long-running children's TV show on PBS. Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was deliberately simple and straightforward, marked by Rogers' purposeful actions and soothing voice. Every show he would enter his home, take off his jacket and shoes, and put on a sweater and comfortable footwear while offering a welcome for his viewers.
The slow-paced show offered an alternate universe to most of today's quick-edit cartoon children's programming. On the eve of his final show, Rogers told CNN's Jeff Greenfield he looked at the program as more than entertainment; it was a chance to reach young people and give them a foundation for a good life.
Through the years, Rogers featured artists ranging from cellist Yo-Yo Ma to bodybuilder-actor Lou Ferrigno. He dealt with the death of pets and divorce, while teaching children to love themselves and others. During the Persian Gulf War, he made a series of public service announcements telling parents how to talk to their children about war.
His recurring characters included Mr. McFeely and Lady Elaine Fairchilde, as well as puppets King Friday the Thirteenth, Daniel Striped Tiger and Curious X the Owl.
When the host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood died, the godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church protested at his funeral, because Mr. Rogers never said bad things about homosexuals.
http://mr-rogers-neighborhood.urbanup.com/934386---
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