Steroid Scandal Reaches Synchronized Swimming (Team USA)

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Team USA captain Trixie Platt (below) says she used popular cream without realizing it contained a banned substance.


Miraculous Escape from Tsunami
World's insurance companies offer prayers of thanks, as devastation hits mostly uninsured areas.

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IRONIC TIMES MAN OF THE YEAR
Donald H. Rumsfeld



From his deft handling of the "cakewalk" in Iraq to his sensitive and reassuring meetings with troops headed there, no one quite encapsulated the heady and exultant success of our liberation of the Iraqi people better than the man who was its prime architect, the wise and witty Secretary of Defense, Donald H. Rumsfeld, our Man of the Year for 2004.

THE YEAR IN PICTURES

Ohio Voting Irregularities Under Investigation
However, Bush voters (right) reported no problems.

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