Most erotic thing that happened

[plcdude]

to you over the holiday break?

[bloodyjack]

1. Occasioned a petting zoo

Whew

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I looked at pictures of people's feet online

:puke:

[sniffa]

11. what are you, me?

[terrya]

24. "shudder"

That just doesn't do anything for me. And some people have really ugly looking feet.

T

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. No shit!

I pray I never stumble across that kind of thing again

:scared:

[Beer Snob-50]

3. i hung my bedridden grandmothers underwear on the clothes line

in her cellar. wow, hot times in the northeast!!!

[wtmusic]

5. And that was erotic?

Yipes

:scared:

[Beer Snob-50]

8. and it is not for you???

geriatic thongs are hot stuff!!

[wtmusic]

12. Did you sniff them?

Don't you dare answer that question

[Beer Snob-50]

16. LOL!!! EOM

[arwalden]

4. Well... The Day Before Christmas

... we had a UPS delivery. He had a BIG box and he needed help with it, so I helped him and he came inside with it.

[greyfox]

7. OMG!!!

Me, too!!!!;-)

[radwriter0555]

6. I bought a full length leather coat that is TOTALLY matrix!! it's SO HOT!!

And I bought some NASTY NASTY pointy toe spike heeled boots to go with.... the coat is down to just above ankle and is high collared with no lapel; zips all the way down the front. VERY slim and tight profile, lovely quality leather.

It's so way hot and sexy.... ***sigh***

[Beer Snob-50]

10. pictures???

[wtmusic]

14. Democratic Underground Rule Sec. 780105 a):

"Any post containing the words "leather" and "sexy" must be accompanied by an appropriate depiction in the form of a JPEG image".

Don't make me alert on you. ;-)

[ihaveaquestion]

9. Dirty Dancin' on New Year's Eve...

with Renaldo! Who's Renaldo? Just some tall, dark stud in the NY NY disco in St. Pete. Whew, what a night and not bad for an almost 50 yr old lady, don'cha think?

:bounce: :party: :bounce:

[Joe Power]

13. I can't say on here

But, it was fun. :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

15. quite a few instances

but 1) the thread wiLL get Locked.. and 2) i find many things erotic so i'd be here aLL day. :P

[DontBlameMe]

17. Ummmm,

I got a dvd burner?

Sorry, my wife's pregnant, so I'm not gettin ANY!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and it's killing her, too.

[plcdude]

19. so just what are you burning

on that dvd burner?

[DontBlameMe]

30. Well, so far just My Docs

But I plan to get all my divx copies of various Monty Python movies converted first. Then I'll learn how to pirate shit.

Although, I suppose you might call My Docs erotic. You just have to find the right folder.

[Schema Thing]

18. NY eve, I asked my waitress what they had for dessert

and she replied "me!".

Glad I'd left the table to find the waitress, as I don't think the folks at this restuarant (ok, restuarant/bar) realized that my 13 year old daughter accompanying me that night was a) 13, and b) my daughter, judging from the complimentary champagne they served her at midnight.

[Patiod]

20. Finally got time to snuggle with my S.O.

that was the erotic part. The unerotic part is when the cat jumped up on the bed, walked between us, and settled herself in at chest-level.

Kind of killed the mood.

[Acryliccalico]

22. DU !!!

:D

[BiggJawn]

28. 2 1/2 hours....

Oh, my!

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. I vomited.

It was SEXY!

[Bok_Tukalo]

23. Seeing all the DU members' pictures

<eom>

[Spacemom]

25. My husband gave me

A full body massage, complete with body lotions. :evilgrin:

[plcdude]

26. good for him

that is always a really good thing to have.

[Modem Butterfly]

29. Will and I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel in Buckhead (Atlanta, GA)

Nice room, deep garden tub, spa-style shower, handcut marbe tiles, very discrete hotel staff. We didn't surface for air for nearly 48 hours.

:)

[Wat_Tyler]

31. The Alien burst out of John Hurt's stomach.

[HEyHEY]

32. It appears I missed my chance for naughtiness.

Or so says the DU masses

[SarahB]

33. My ex told me...

"I still get a boner everytime I look at you." :shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

34. Shh

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. The nipple hard on that Sophia Myles had in "The Thunderbirds"

when they were in the cooler.

Sad, I know. But that's the most erotic thing that happened to me, what with the partner being 15,000 miles away and everything.

[eoberhauser]

36. Erotic may not be the right word but...

I went to a bar in my old hometown and was shooting pool. Some guys at the bar had the bartendress come over and ask if I would get up on the bar and strip for $20.00. Of course my brothers were with me so I couldn't do it! ;) Darn!

Turns out I went to 7th/8th grade with these guys. We had a good laugh and the next night we all shot pool all night. My parents even went the second night - got my dad CROCKED. It was such a good time!

Erin

[MissMillie]

37. Every day

I got in the shower and washed my body.

(not too much erotic stuff happening in my life these days)