why not just jump all over me! you big f*kin' liberal swine!

[frictionlessO]

OK today I am playing a freeper! I'm very excited about it, and I really really REALLY want you all to just let me have it! Tell me what a fuckin' moran I am and how I drink the dark wyrm juice of the Satanchrist known as bushco!

Consider me a friendly punching bag to practice your barbed insults upon or a beater dolly to vent your anger and frustration on! I am here for you my fellow DUers, and I offer up my thick skin for your amusement! Please... beat me!




and yes I'm serious!
:evilgrin:

[okieinpain]

1. I think this should be in the sex lounge.

[Richardo]

33. There's a sex lounge?

A lot happens when you're off for a week...

[frictionlessO]

36. yeah, where is this sex lounge?? is it invite only!?

bah! elitists!!

[demnan]

2. Yawn!

:boring:

[frictionlessO]

6. hey wake the fuck upand get off this thread you godless hippie!

[elperromagico]

3. Did your mother teach you to read, or was she too busy bearing your child?

:D Oh, that's awful.

[frictionlessO]

5. she would beat me as she read me, she had bibles ad babies! all mine!

why do you hate godd and flags?

[elperromagico]

7. Why do you hate soap and water?

:D

[frictionlessO]

9. I bath DUmmay all te time, jesus baths and baptisses so I do to!

:-)

[elperromagico]

10. Follow Jesus' example more fully: Drop dead.

Just don't come back. :)

[frictionlessO]

11. Jesus wil beet yer ass!! Jesus hats all hippies!! Ill com back wit Jesus

and destroy yer soul commie. cuz thats what jesus did to the muzlems. so there!


:P :9 :*

[elperromagico]

12. You're a bit smarter than the average Freeper.

No matter how hard you try, you just can't cover it up. But I appreciate the effort.

[frictionlessO]

13. yeah I know, but only a touch smarter... tis a curse, to be not so dumb

to freep, but not smart enough to post a decent thread...

m'yeh I suck... I mean someone went to sleep before this thread even got going. I am alas pathetic, and it is here in the lounge that I make my home...:cry:

[elperromagico]

15. Aww, there there.

:hug: It's okay. :)

[frictionlessO]

19. thank you, I feel a little bit better now....

when I grow up I will make myself smarter! and then everyone will want to post on threads, cuz Im soooo darned smart!

say I know your a guy and all, but yer kinda cute when yer all consoling and what not... good man!:)

[warrens]

4. You're murdering our boys in Iraq, you fucking prick

You and your doublewide can go to hell, you fucking nazi piece of shit. Why the hell aren't you over in Iraq, if you like the damn war so much. Go on, get the fuck out of OUR country and take that fucking prick moron psychopath giggling murderer you voted for with you. MOVE IT. We don't have room for nazis like you in OUR America.

Better yet, secede, you fuck. All of you white trash know-nothing motherfuckers, just secede. We won't try to stop you. Let's see you live on your Krispy Kreme/Wal-Mart/Piggly Wiggly economy, you freeloading, welfare queen, inbred chumps.

[frictionlessO]

8. WOW!!! extra starts for that! sooo good I cant possibly freep a reply for

you! I hope you feel a lil better now though. I also hope you take those words with you to DC on the 6th! Yer gonna need 'em!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

14. And one more thing...

I hope your partner gives you herpes!

[frictionlessO]

16. Dang! You must be all kinds of mad!

I love herpecin commercials! soem of the best sitcoms out there!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

18. Not mad at all...

Just thought herpes would look good on you!

[frictionlessO]

21. yes quite stunning actually! like lil red rubies.. just gorgeous!

thanks for your kind wishes!

[yardwork]

17. yur speling is way to gud

fReeprs cant spel as gud as that.

[frictionlessO]

20. ime tring, butt it hard werk

i suk

[Murphys_Unlawful]

23. Well, if you do...

Herpes will look good on the face too!

[frictionlessO]

27. as an aside.. has anyone welcomed you to DU yet?

if not, then welcome here. I see you're already quite comfortable!:hi: :toast:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

32. Why thank you....

Only one person welcomed me. :(

[yardwork]

24. its hard werk, hard hard werk

wut weir we taking abowt agin?

[OhioBlue]

22. why can't you see what is going on in our Country?

You can be as Republican as you want to, but take off your GD blinders and see this administration for the complete and utter failure that it is. You have been had. Wake the F_ck up and realize the environmental devastation, the assault on social programs, the destruction of international relations, the ignorance of science, the exploding national and trade deficits. AND, AND... THERE WERE NO F'IN WMDs. FACE IT - THEY LIED. WE ARE IN A BS WAR. PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED B/C OF YOUR F-IN STUPID PRESIDENT.

How can you say you're patriotic when you are blindly following the SOB that is destroying our Country? You make me so sad.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

25. Have you had enough?

[frictionlessO]

28. ahh nope!

this isnt about me... its about you... have you had enough yet?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

38. Ahh... one of those types.

You are very twicky lil man.

[frictionlessO]

40. no Im actually quite a dork but I twy!

twickiness is just not my cup of pee unfortunately...:P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

42. What would be your cup o' pee then?

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Hey, before you start in on the freeper thing...could you get me some cake

Please? ;)

[frictionlessO]

29. too late! cake got ate by wild smelly chimpy flying backwards asshole

monkey men!

I do however have a butterscotch left in my PJs if that will satisfy your hankerings!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

30. That's not butterscotch....

Those are the sores oozing.

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Mmmmmm butterscotch....

:9

[JimmyJazz]

34. I would never use you as a verbal punching bag.

you are too kind, sweetie. :hug:

[frictionlessO]

39. well, i guess thats perfectly ok, except that from you of all people

I wouldnt mind!

why does Terrence Trnet Darbys "Wishing Well" run through my head whenever I post to you? Did we go to the cotillion together or something?

[JimmyJazz]

41. I don't know, but that song is HOT

Whatever happened to him, btw?

[GOPBasher]

35. Hmmmm

I can't do it. Now if you really were one, that would be different.

[frictionlessO]

37. I know it seems several of us just don't have the heart to do it!

which is just sooooo darned lovable!... DUers show more compassion when taking a shit than freepers do in their entire bible thumping existence!

[GOPBasher]

44. hahaha

I'm going to quote you there. That's hilarious! I'll just change "DUers" and "Freepers" to "Dems" and "Repubs." I'll quote it to "frictionless0" on DU.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

43. Oh stop... I could NEVER do such a thing to YOU!!!

:hi: how the fuck are you?