Colon Cleaning?

[ImpeachBush]

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The fight over a woman’s desire to run a colon cleansing service out of her home has gotten down and dirty.

Colette Yates says she has invested two years and roughly $40,000 on her home business, which focuses on removing waste from the large intestine by injecting water into the colon, where it loosens and softens waste.
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Here's the dirty details:

http://wcco.com/water/watercooler_story_003090428.html

[DS1]

1. I'm about to leave skid marks...

in my haste to give her some business

[elperromagico]

2. You gonna clean your colon? Fine. I'm gonna clean mine.

*PFFFFFTTTTTT*

[ET Awful]

7. Now that's a colonic cleansin'

see what ya done, you went and made me mess my drawers.

[tridim]

3. Colon Blow?

Oh how I miss Phil Hartmann.

[amazona]

4. this has to be against the zoning

I'm sorry, but in my neighborhood we do not allow businesses where customers come to the house! The woman should get a damn office.

And I too would love to know how she is handling the waste disposal from this business. In these days when our homes have "low flow" toilets I can only imagine that the solid waste problem could get a little icky.

Let her rent a office if she wants to play with people's crap for profit.

[Florida_Geek]

5. Shitttttt I thought this was about Asswipes soon to be ex Sec of State

:evilgrin:

[mopinko]

6. she shouldn't be allowed to do it anywhere

this is dangerous, discredited quackery.

[ET Awful]

8. It says she provided them with a "detailed video" . . . hmmmmm

I think that would definitely be a factor in me voting NO :). I don't want to SEE a colonic cleansin'.

Hell, she might have gotten the permit if not for the Scheisse video.