Heard the one about the talking clock?

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A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made
it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?"
one of the guests asked. It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?"
asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk."How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch,"
the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound. The three stood looking at one
another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of th e wall screamed, "YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S
TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!"

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1. kick