What happens now that I am at 700 posts?

[madison2000]

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[StopTheMorans]

1. we give you a swirly and throw rotten tomatoes at you

[kick-ass-bob]

2. hellfire and brimstone

come shooting from your arse.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You start a thread proclaiming that you must get out of the 700 club

and that people must ask you anything so that you might reply and get more posts, and while doing so having lots of FUN! Or.. at least thats what *I* did...

:D

[crispini]

4. Just don't get caught in the spam filter while you're doing it!

I completely did not realize I was IN the 700 club until I was out of it. Heh.

[stellanoir]

5. you can only post

preachy self righteous biblical quotations for the next 99 posts.

God be with you !

Then again, you could just do 99 kicks and find salvation that way.

[Dr.Phool]

6. You have to spend the next 24 hours

Watching Pat Robertson. Then, if you still have any sanity, report back to us.

[Beer Snob-50]

7. play black sabbath at 78 speed

and see god!!!

[warrens]

8. Same thing that's happening to me

Your skin become loose, then sloughs off. You develop persistant pain in all your joints. Your tongue swells to three times its normal size. Even the softest of music grinds on your nerves. You become allergic to alcohol. Children cross the street rather than cross your path. Your pets leave home.

So your choices are, suffer or do one of those stupid ask me anything threads and get to the safety of 800 as quickly as possible.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. very very bad things will happen!!!

[GOPBasher]

10. You're in the 700 Club! Scary! Just write anything to get up to 800.