A new year, a new Chick Tract!

[jmowreader]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1020/1020_01.asp

The cop from "The Peace Maker" (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp) was warned that he better start arresting people or his ass would be out on the street. "Kidnapped" is his First Bust!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Man...

That was always bad literature, but now, it's just sad. Terrible stuff.

It has even lost its former inadvertent humor.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Is it just me, or does that cop look a lot like OJ Simpson?

At least in a couple of panels.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

7. I was just going to post about that

[LeftyMom]

3. He's off his game

No Catholic Church-as-Whore-of-Babylon, no wichces using D&D to control thier parents, no teachers tellign kids they all came form monkeys, just God going for a ridealong on Cops. *yawn*

[youngred]

15. he does use the "we replaced God with Television" thing

but it's not his best work.

[ronnykmarshall]

4. The artwork is a scream!

[ronnykmarshall]

6. and this gem.

"Lord, what shall I do?"


"Scream your ass off, DUH?"

[Liberal Veteran]

9. Good thing God told her to do that....those kids are so passive

...without guidance.

[jmowreader]

16. Yeah, this is an excellent panel

She's beating her husband with her shoe, his shoe, the iron and a frying pan...and HE'S NOT DEAD YET! Even better, OJ told her to stop and she did!

[MnFats]

5. Think Jack Chick omitted any stereotypes in that one?

"Move it, Leroy."

"Back when your mama was walking the streets as a hooker..."


sheesh. what an asshole.

[donheld]

8. So glad someone pays attention

to what chick tracts is doing. I sure don't.

[jmowreader]

17. It's part of my Know Thy Enemy plan!

We gotta watch the fundies; people are listening to these useless fuckers.

[ET Awful]

10. The request came from maybe Saudi Arabia?????

What a fucking dickdrip.

[Dissenting_Prole]

11. Those damn Arabs!

No doubt, they're G-dless MUSLIMS too!

[davidinalameda]

12. I'm afraid to click on the link

I don't want any record that I visited that hateful site

yick!

[-..__...]

13. "YELL AT HIM!"

And...



"Officer... I don't know how she got in there... Honest!.

It's impossible to make stuff like this up... Ohhh, wait a minute. I guess it is.

[AZCat]

14. So Jesus is like Alberto Gonzales?

Looks like Jesus and Alberto have a lot in common - both seem to have a penchant for cleaning up after "certain people".