i'm going down to the store for some smokes. can i get you anything?
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:23 PM
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i'm going down to the store for some smokes. can i get you anything?
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:23 PM by matcom
:D
I AM BAD!! :spank: :spank: sorry. REALLY! i'm just kidding.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM
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1. Pick me up a gallon of cheap wine.
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM by Liberal Veteran
And some rubbers.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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7. i'll second that, and add some pork rinds and pizza to the list
oh, and make sure the wine is in a box!
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:33 PM
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15. Box of wine ,pork rinds, pizza, and some rubbers
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:37 PM
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18. nice, i'll be over shortly
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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in my best 'smoke-nazzi' voice
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:28 PM
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ok just buy me some weed then
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:28 PM
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11. Hey you only gave up cigs, right?
smoke somethin else! :evilgrin:
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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4. Some Whipped cream and peanuts please
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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5. A magazine, two pens, (a bottle of Old Harpers) and a comb...
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:31 PM
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13. I'll take one of those porno mags, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old
Harper, some of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks and a disposable enema...na...better make that two.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:34 PM
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16. I'll take a Commentary, a National Review, Atlantic Monthly, one of these
Clerk (yelling): Hey Fred, how much is a copy of Orgasm? Fred: What? Clerk: Orgasm magazine! How much is it? (Woody Allen in 'Bananas')
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6. get me a half dozen sticks of Oberto teriyaki flavoured beef jerky.
Jack Link's is also acceptable.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:26 PM
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:27 PM
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9. A pack of gum, a pint of chocolate milk, shoe strings, a Hustler,
some Chap Stick and a small bag of Fritos.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:31 PM
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12. but men don't watch porn.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:32 PM
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14. A Fafael, a loofah and
a dildo. Something big with veins please. :)
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:34 PM
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17. A pack of Halls, sugar-free, mentholated, cough drops.
Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:38 PM by maveric
Thanx matcom!
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:41 PM
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19. A can of whoop-ass in case Skittles shows up.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:41 PM
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20. some orange juice, please
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:44 PM
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21. If you can go around the corner
and get me a dime bag of the finest Cannibi, I'll be happy.
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