Why the Chicago Bears stink so badly...

[Murphys_Unlawful]

Everyone knows they hibernate in winter.

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. I feel so bad for the Bears

I guy who went to college where I did and was a superstar in our division was signed by the Bears and I guess gets to play every once in a while (Adrian Peterson). He was fantastic in school. Sorry that he got picked by such a sucky team.

And I personally believe Atlanta's winning season is a fluke. I'm sure they'll be back to their old ways soon.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

4. So who's your pick for champ?

[XNASA]

2. ouch.

:scared:

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Yeah, But They Were Hibernating In OCTOBER!

That's not winter! So, there must be another reason for the stink. And trust me, i watched as much of all 16 games as i could take. In fact, i was in Manchester England for their Sunday night game, and it was the game of the week there. So, i had to sit in a pub and let the whole world see how rotten they were.

Eeep! You and me, we'll figure out the stink together.
The Professor

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. Sometimes it's best to start early...

That way you can make sure you get the job done. Hee Hee.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Karmic payback for them being such utter and total bad sportsmen

in the 80s when they were headed by That Asshole Ditka and That Other Asshole McMahon and That Other Ignorant Asshole The Fridge and the rest of the Assholes on the team - except Payton, not so much an asshole.

No, they burned whatever karma they might have had through those years of utter assholery and shitty sportsmanship, acting all cocky and doing the SuperBowl Shuffle and being such assholes about their winning streaks and etc.

I've never been so disgusted with a team.

May the next seven generations of Bears suffer under the burden of their sin.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Yeah, But What About Us Fans

Those aren't even the same guys. Now, WE have to suffer for 7 generations. Man, you're a tough grader.
The Professor

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No different a grader than they taught me to be in college

You'd really hate what a wrong noun/verb agreement used to get my high school English students.

:-)

What it really is, is a sign from God saying "Look - what do I have to do to get you people to stop supporting Da Bears, and start supporting my team, the Packers? Burn Chicago down again? Sheesh, you FIBs be clueless. Well, when you get to Heaven and see it's all green and gold and 25 degrees below zero with a battalion of weber grills cooking brats, you'll get the point."

That's what God is saying.

:evilgrin:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

12. Amen brother, Packer fan for life.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. God, Schmod!

God doesn't care about football. He's a baseball fan. He told me. You don't know what you're talking about.
The Professor

[Murphys_Unlawful]

20. Hey Professor...

Time to get those voices in your head checked out.

[ProfessorGAC]

28. Which Ones?

There are so many. Which ones should i get checked? How about that one that tells me Murphys_Unlawful is the enemy?
The Professor

[Murphys_Unlawful]

32. No, no, no...

That voice is telling the truth. Just the ones that tell you to throw momma off the train. Don't do that.

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Sadly, God's favorite sport is actually curling

In fact, God often takes female form in Canada and sweeps.

http://www.curlingschool.com/manual/images/InlineImage.tmp276700

[Murphys_Unlawful]

35. God lives in Canada... Who would've thought.

[MikeG]

17. It was the bad dancing by Fencik in the video.

Bad dancing can cause a jinx.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

21. Wasn't all the dancing bad...

I don't remember any good dancing.

[AngryAmish]

26. Are you a closet cheesehead?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

31. Who was that directed to?

I'm all the way Packer fan.

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. No, I'm an uncloseted Cheesehead

else why would I use the term "FIB"?

Have you ever been a Flatlander,
have you been one your whole life?
I bet you have a Flatlander for a best friend
I bet he's laying down flat with your wife.

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[AngryAmish]

36. Does the fine sportsmanship you display include the spiking of McMahon?

Charles Martin I beleive was the name of that scoundral.

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. I don't know what you're talking about

Who's Charles Martin? What is a "spiking" of McMahon? You mean, calling him an asshole?

And what scoundrel speaketh thee of?

[AngryAmish]

41. He drove McMahon head first into the ground

A great thing about Green bay are their fans.

You see them, even on the coldest day, outside the before game tailgating. They eat bratwurst after bratwurst, pounds of cheese, guzzling gallons of beer while stroking their mustaches and slapping their distended bellies. And the men are just as bad.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

42. Leave grandma alone!

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. So because one asshole does one asshole thing,

you disparage the whole team and their fans?

Wow, what an asshole thing to do.

And please note, our women are tougher than the men. Don't mess with 'em.

[AngryAmish]

44. Yes

Just like you do.

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Ooh. Ouch.

Very ouch, baby.

:wtf:

[SmileyBoy]

7. Please tell me why the Vikings stink so badly.

That reminds me, I have to change my avatar. I don't give a damn if we're in the playoffs. We don't deserve it.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

8. Because you guys keep...

leaving the game before it's even over.

[vikegirl]

13. Me too.

Unfortunately I can't change my username. :-(

[Murphys_Unlawful]

15. Well, that was more of a stab at Moss.

[vikegirl]

22. I meant changing my avatar.

But I guess Moss too....leaving the field was kinda puerile. Although, he isn't all that bad:

http://tinyurl.com/3wrsn

[messyca]

24. How do you think I feel....

I'm a life long Bears fan, and a 4 year Vikings fan (as I now live in MN.) I can't catch a break!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

25. Next stop... Green Bay.

[Strawman]

11. Please...Lions fan here

At least you've won a Super Bowl. We've never even been to one! The only team that might be historically worse is the Cardinals. But at least the Cardinals have taken their unique brand of sucking to three different cities during their existence. With the Lions it's been almost 50 years of straight sucking in their entire 80 year existence, all in Detroit.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

14. I think it has something to do with....

the powder blue outfit.

[Strawman]

19. Maybe

The Buccaneers sucked during their orange creamsicle uniform years. And the Houston Oilers never did much with powder blue.
But the Honolulu Blue and silver uniforms are one of the few things I like about the Lions.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

23. I tell you what...

I will root for them all of the time. Except when they play Green Bay. Look at it this way... Out of the four teams, yours doesn't get heckled as much as the Vikes or Bears.

[warrens]

16. I guess the experiment of playing football with only 10 players on offense

Has to be judged a failure. Next year, they'll probably hire a quarterback and go back to playing football the old-fashioned way. It was a noble attempt at cost control, relying on defense to take care of offense as well, but I think even its most rabid backers have to admit that, in retrospect, failing to field an offense was a glaring weakness of the 2004 season.

[AngryAmish]

27. Take that back!

Why are people so afraid of innovation?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

29. Look, somethings don't work.... like,

Cars will never have square wheels.

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Well, Here's The Deal

See, there were 11 people, but since two of them were only half as talented as needed in the NFL, it just seemed like a 10 man offense.

So, there was no innovation. Merely stench.
The Professor

[AngryAmish]

37. It seems Bears management thinks that...

playing offense with 11 players who are good enough to play in the NFL just was not fair. Kinda like pre-blackship Japan and gunpowder.

[tinnyguy1777]

38. The Packer-Viking game--------------

should be very interesting. The Packers aren't much better than the Vikings. It could be quite a show.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

40. Ahhh... but who will be standing tall at the end?