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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:28 AM
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Flasher In The Park...
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Bless her heart.
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wolfgirl Donating Member (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:29 AM
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1. My first laugh of the day!
Many thanks!:bounce: :silly:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:33 AM
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2. I think I'll have a stroke too
why not

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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 08:45 AM
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3. That's my favorite joke of all time
I remember my mom trying to tell it "the first old lady, she died of a stroke, wait, no..." ha ha
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-05-05 09:35 AM
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4. When I first heard it some years ago
it was three nuns and a priest.
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