It's SOMEONE'S birthday - spankings in the Grotto!

[short bus president]

OK everyone, it's a special night in the Grotto - it's Velma's birthday, so let's all line up to yell at her in German and spank her 'til she can't stand up anymore.

Me first! BENT OAFER!!!

:spank: :spank:


;-)

[MuseRider]

1. Does she feel better?

She was sick this morning.

[short bus president]

4. yes,

or at least she will be once we beat the demons out of her. ;-)

[VelmaD]

32. I am now...

that y'all have been so lovely for my b-day. Thanks. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

2. happy bday velma

[Brucey]

3. Happy Birthday Uber Alles!

[VelmaD]

33. Thanks so much...

for the birthday wishes and for the German. ;-)

[Cha]

5. Happy Birthday! Miss Libra!

[short bus president]

8. yes,

the fire and the ouchie-looking metal torture implement in the picture should make Deevee very happy. ;-)

[Cha]

11. lol!

:D

[VelmaD]

14. That is lovely...

just beautiful. Thank you for the graphic and the birthday wish. *smooches*

[Lady Freedom]

46. Tiki Bar!!!!

[VelmaD]

48. Stop pimping

*rolls eyes*

[sonias]

6. Happy B-Day Velma!

Spanks for all the memories and more spanks to come.
:spank: :spank: :spank:

Hey I saw Richard Raymond today and he smiled for you.

Sonia

[VelmaD]

15. Darn, and I missed it...

smiley Richard Raymond would have been a lovely birthday treat. He's yummy....*drool*

Thanks for the wishes sonia. *smooches*

[GOPisEvil]

7. Let's count off the paddlings!!!!

EIN!!!!
ZWEI!!!!
DREI!!!!
VIER!!!!
FUNF!!!!
SECHS!!!!
SIEBEN!!!!
ACHT!!!!!
NUEN!!!!
ZEHN!!!!
ELF!!!!
ZWOLF!!!!
DREIZEHN!!!!
VIERZEHN!!!!
FUNFZEHN!!!!
SECHSZEHN!!!!
SIEBZEHN!!!!
ACHTZEHN!!!!
NUENZEHN!!!!

Oh fuck it...the numbers after 19 are too long...

[short bus president]

10. That's too much!

not only is the phrase "bend over" translated as "bent oafer," but the number eleven is "elf." Gawd, I love the German.

[VelmaD]

20. Don't sweat it...

I usually don't make it past 6 or 7 and endup having to start over from 1 anyway. My German is not so good...hence the incredibly painful German lessons.

Thanks for the birthday licks though. It's the thought that counts. ;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

now it's my turn! I supplied the damn paddles, so I should get to...maybe...

[JohnKleeb]

12. give her an audit derke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I spelled your name delibartly wrong and you know the audit joke. So I guess I am a little riled up again.

[VelmaD]

18. I wanta hear the audit joke

The only one I know is that auditors are like people who come onto the battlefield after the battle and bayonet the wounded.

And thanks for the birthday wishes. *age appropriate smooches*

[JohnKleeb]

21. the audit joke

Its sexually sublimable. You give someone an audit. Like man I would like to audit her heh. shit like that, its my joke but Derek is better at it than I am, isnt that right you auditor.

[leftist_rebel1569]

22. well...

it's taxes-based innuendo, so I won't go there...yet ;-).

[JohnKleeb]

24. you and Maggie a couple of weeks ago had fun with school inuedo

and I got left in the cold :cry:. You better not even think about auditing my football injuries because I am gonna *points at cute nurse* get her to heal me.

[short bus president]

13. yeah, um...

maybe for YOUR birthday, young buck. Your 18th birthday... ;-)

Have a beer and drown yer sorrows. Maybe a pants-up spanking for you, since you ARE her favorite underage DUer and all.

BTW - you're still being nice to Maggie, right? Don't make me have to hunt you down and flay you with a rusty vegetable peeler...

[leftist_rebel1569]

17. (sigh)...ALWAYS screwed...

oh well, i'm used to it now and I really can't complain that much.

But, can I at least get spanked for my half birthday which was 2 days ago? (i'm 15 and a half now! YAY!...and I think I deserve 15 spankings :evilgrin:)

[JohnKleeb]

19. from me you get 15 punches

:evilgrin:,
*punches*

[VelmaD]

23. Don't you listen to short bus...

it's my birthday and I will decide who gets to give me licks, thank you very much.

Here...have a paddle and take a turn. Just don't tell your mother.

And if short bus gives us any lip, well, there's a ball gag around here somewhere and plenty of paddles and we can deal with his ass. :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

but if you gag me

I can't yell at you in Germglish anymore. Or bust out the now famous, "dude, that's MY ass!"

[leftist_rebel1569]

26. YAY!

TAKE THAT, SHORT BUS! :P

And now...paddling time! Don't worry, my mom doesn't even know the grotto exists anymore (it was burned in a tragic, tragic inferno one night when someone left the stoves on one night...;-))

[populistmom]

16. Happy Birthday!

wwhhhaaaa cccchhhhaaaa! (feel the crack of the whip?)
How old? How young? I'm curious.

[VelmaD]

25. I just turned 33...

officially about 25 minutes ago. :-)

Not sure if that's old or young.

[short bus president]

27. EL-DUR-LEEEEEE!!!

;-)

And it means I only have 31 more years to wait...

[VelmaD]

29. Yup...I turn 64

and I'm all yours. Keep marking the days off on your calendar. *smooches*

[populistmom]

34. Not old at all

(Well, maybe to JohnKleeb)
I'm just a little over a year behind you. I like my 30's so much better than my 20's. Less angst, more myself, more confident!
Enjoy 33!!! :party:

[JohnKleeb]

35. i am not even the youngest in this thread

or the whole site. I dont even hold a youngest title anymore well ok guys I am the youngest Junior in high school at DU lol thats some award. Derek(lefty) is younger than me. lol no Velma youre not that old for me, Ive got people here at DU that I talk to that are a lot older.

[VelmaD]

37. My basic philosophy on age...

is you're only as old as you act...which probably puts me somewhere behind you and Little Bit both. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

38. well how old do I act lol

I can be very immature yet very mature all in the same day I am very fickle, see I can be loud and wacky yet I can be quiet.

[leftist_rebel1569]

39. wow...when you put it that way,

i've got 14 more years to go before I reach maturity :)

[JohnKleeb]

40. no you got a long ways to go as do I

Actually I can be as quiet as a ghost, that side of me is hardly ever showed at DU, I know that for fact.

[Lady Freedom]

44. Tiki Bar!!!

[VelmaD]

47. Honey, we saw it the first time...

you posted it. Stay cool.

[Lady Freedom]

49. I know! I'm just being evil!

tiki bar!!

[populistmom]

42. I'm sorry

Don't feel bad for being young. Being young rules (sometimes)! As a matter of fact, there'so many awesome young guys here, it makes me wish I were young again too, but alas, I feel like an old lady now and I'd better shut up before I sound like Mrs. Robinson.

[VelmaD]

45. I admit I'm a dirty old lady...

every woman in her 30s or 40s needs a couple of 17 year old boys just to keep up.

Get 'em while they're young and raise 'em like you like 'em...that's my motto. :evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

50. what's that you say mrs robinson

joltin' joe has left and gone awaaay

[VelmaD]

36. We were just discussing that...

a couple of weeks ago - me and GOPisEvil and Will and some other folks. We totally agreed that our 30s were better than our 20s. Of course we weren't in any way influenced by the fact that pretty much everyone at the table was in their 30s. Nope. :-)

[redwitch]

82. happy birthday Velma- it's mine too!

And the 40's are way more better than the thirties! See, something to look forward to!

[Kellanved]

60. Na dann: Herzlichen Glückwunsch

:hi:

[VelmaD]

62. *hee* My German is quite limited...

was that Happy Birthday or Bend Over?

[Aristus]

63. Guten Morgen, mein Freund!

Wie geht's?

[Lady Freedom]

28. Happy Birthday!

[VelmaD]

30. Thanks sweetie

I was having a crappy birthday but y'all are heloing to rescue it. Thanks to everyone in the Grotto. Luv y'all.

[JohnKleeb]

31. thanks although I am not a regular

[Lady Freedom]

41. Tiki Bar!!!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

43. I know who else's birthday it is...

YoungLiberal16. He is 19 today. :)

[Aristus]

51. Coffee and doughnuts are now being served in the Grotto!

:donut:

Today, I have some crisp, refreshing New Guinea Peaberry with your choice of flavored creams: Irish Cream, Hazelnut, and French Vanilla. Also, some classic chocolate glazed doughnuts for you. Dig in!

Here's a prim, proper, friendly birthday spank for Velma. :spank: And many more.

It's a little cool-ish today, so what say we all huddle in the hot tub together? :pals::pals::pals::pals:

[Aristus]

52. Coffee's gettin' cooooooo-oooooooold!

Everybody got a case of the Tuesdays?

[GOPisEvil]

53. *sniffle* Stupid mold spores!!! *sniffle*

Thank goodness for Claritin!!

Mmmmmm...donuts...coffee....:donut:

[Aristus]

54. Got mold in the rafters, GOP?

Tough luck, my friend. Hope it doesn't lead to serious health problems.

Chill out in the Grotto for a while.

[GOPisEvil]

55. Nope - it's in the air...

On a scale from 1-12, we're at 10.1. :grr: I can't wear my contacts, and I've been sneezing and sniffling for 3 days. x(

[Aristus]

56. Mold spores in the air...in the fall?

I thought that was a Spring thing.

[GOPisEvil]

57. We've had lots of rain recently...

...whenever it rains, we get high concentrations of mold in the air. :shrug: Combine that with the ragweed in the air, and it's not fun for allergy sufferers.

[Aristus]

58. My sympathies, man.

Hope it clears up soon.

[VelmaD]

59. Sorry I'm late...

I'm home sick again today and have spent most of the morning napping. Mmm...cold chocolate donuts for lunch. :-)

[Aristus]

61. Sick AGAIN, sweetie?

Man, I really did infect you, didn't I?

Oh well, the sun is coming out of the clouds, and the Grotto is warming up some. Relax, and let the rays heal you. Thanks for stopping in, Vel. :-)

[VelmaD]

64. I feel a little better...

now that I've had a nap. I'm hoping if I eat a little something that will help too.

My head still hurts a bit. That's the big complaint right now.
*snuggle*

[Aristus]

65. Have as many chocolate doughnuts as you want, Velma.

:hug: That and some TLC should get you right as the mail in no time.

[VelmaD]

66. A little TLC sounds wonderful

It's days like yesterday and today when I really really miss my momma. :hug:

[Aristus]

67. Okay then, TLC it is.

Put your feet up and I'll give 'em a nice massage. That's TLC NO woman can resist. It's how I snagged the frau. ;-)

[VelmaD]

68. Foot rubs are nice...

and I'll never say no to one. But what really hurts right now is my head and neck and shoulders and upper back. The headache I can't shake is centered right at the base of my skull and it's pulling all the muscles around it into a knot. *sigh*

[Aristus]

69. Okay, okay. Complain, complain, complain.

*sets your feet down, moves behind you, and begins a practiced neck and shoulder massage.*

Better?

[VelmaD]

70. I'm not complaining...

trust me. Just redirecting you to the location that would do the most good today.

Believe me, if I was bossing you around you'd know it. *stupid net with no body language and tone clues* Hear everything I say today in your head in a soft, tired, sick voice. :-(

[Aristus]

71. I know you well enough by now to guess your body language

and tone of voice.:-)

Poor sick, tired voice. I remember the first time my grandson got sick. His little booming sick coughs just about tore my heart out! ;(

*digs in to your trapezious, kneading and rubbing*

[VelmaD]

72. Grandson?

Grandson? You have a grandson? *blink blink*

[Aristus]

73. Yes, yes, I know, I know.

You mean you DON'T know? I thought everyone here knew about him. He's my stepdaughter's boy. So, he's not my biological grandson, you see. I don't care. I love the little goof like he was my own. :-)

I became a grandfather at thirty-one. How 'bout them apples?

[VelmaD]

74. Wow!

And of course you love him like he was your own. He is. :-)

I have a 14 year-old "niece" who is technically not related to me - she's my best friend's little girl. That doesn't matter. She's mine.

I had a "step" grampa too when I was younger. My gramma married him before I was born. He loved me like I was his. He was MY grampa and I loved him.

It's not about biology. It's about who raises you and takes care of you and loves you.

[Aristus]

75. That's a fact.

I changed his diapers, fed him, I pick him up from daycare every day, I play with him, read to him, sing with him, do my 'Buzz Lightyear' and 'Sheriff Woody' voices for him, everything. I hope to be able to post a picture of him someday. You'd love him.

[VelmaD]

76. You sound like a good grampa

even if you are WAY too young for the job. :-)

That's it...from now on you're hereby officially known as "Gramps". :evilgrin: (Maybe that'll make it easier to keep my hands off ya...nah *shakes head*)

[Aristus]

77. Oh, you LIKE old codgers like me, huh?

*slaps hand away* Behave!

Neck and shoulders feeling better?

[VelmaD]

78. You know...

smacking me is NOT the way to get me to behave. ;-)

I am feeling a bit better. Need to figure out some lunch and see if that helps. Soup or sammich? Hrm...

[Aristus]

79. Well, I'm freshly showered.

Gotta go to school here in a few.

Soup or sammich? How about both? The whole time I was sick, my stomach hurt, but it felt like hunger, not GI distress.

[VelmaD]

80. Have a good day at school

I settled for a hot turkey sammich. Yummm...made my tummy all warm. :-) I'm thinking it's about time for another nap too.

Have fun at class. *smooches*

[Aristus]

81. Thanks, sweetie.

Get better soon. Medical Assistant's orders! (Hmm. Damn! Doesn't have the same ring to it. Oh well.) :hi: