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Sannum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:06 PM Original message |
Fellas, get some better pickup lines. Please. |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
1. My name is ..... but most people call me the Master of Love.. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. Is that a keg in your pants? |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. I wouldn't want to be a guy |
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RC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:42 PM Response to Reply #3 |
17. You have an understanding |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:54 AM Response to Reply #3 |
26. You're so right. |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:59 AM Response to Reply #3 |
27. I love it when a woman makes the first move on me! |
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Bok_Tukalo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:24 AM Response to Reply #3 |
33. I've always been attracted to women who are able to initiate |
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SmokingJacket (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
4. "you wanna go buy a sandwich?" |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
5. Because he said it wrong |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. That's the correct one. |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
6. let's see, a guy walks up to you and pays you a compliment |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:19 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Now that I think of that it is a mean thing to do |
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tjdee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:23 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. If you really like a girl do you use a piece of shit line like that though |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. There is no such thing as a good line, so yeah. |
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tjdee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:29 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. But girls don't like them. |
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frylock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. you wanna go out for some pie and coffee? |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:47 PM Response to Reply #6 |
19. Oh bullcrap. |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:28 AM Response to Reply #19 |
21. wow, it's amazing what you can learn about someone from just one line! |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:47 AM Response to Reply #6 |
24. Exactly. |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
9. How about this "Did it hurt?" |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:24 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Or "Is your Dad a saint?" |
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tjdee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
10. If he'd been better looking you would have been flattered, I bet. |
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Mr. Blonde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
15. I don't imagine it was the opening line of when they met, but |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:18 AM Response to Reply #15 |
31. I can't imagine anyone actually using this line, but |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Oh my gawd! I love your shoes!" |
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Boswells_Johnson (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-08-05 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
20. "I really like your glasses" works like a charm! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:19 AM Response to Reply #20 |
32. Yeah, that one might work on me. |
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Bouncy Ball (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:35 AM Response to Original message |
22. Yeah it's a stupid line but |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
23. How about "Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that!" |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
25. "Know what I like about you? My arms!" |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:17 AM Response to Reply #25 |
30. I have to admit it. |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:12 AM Response to Original message |
28. Ain't got no lines |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:13 AM Response to Original message |
29. My husband's line was the absolute BEST I had ever heard |
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Flammable Materials (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:31 AM Response to Original message |
34. My favorite: |
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personman (959 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
35. Nice dress... |
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FredScuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
36. "Hi, my name is Fred" |
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Bill Lumbergh (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:52 AM Response to Original message |
37. You're mean. |
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Senator Lamb (492 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:58 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. is it me |
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Bill Lumbergh (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 02:59 AM Response to Reply #38 |
39. indeed |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:21 AM Response to Reply #37 |
41. now you know |
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MnFats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:06 AM Response to Original message |
40. the one that worked for me... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:24 AM Response to Reply #40 |
42. Lines like that . . . |
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Bill Lumbergh (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:50 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. I prefer just waiting for the women to come up to me. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:59 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. And I live in Switzerland, |
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Bill Lumbergh (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 04:05 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. From Office Space |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 04:07 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Oh, well . . . in that case, |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-09-05 03:56 AM Response to Original message |
44. This thread reminded me of a song by one of my favorite bands |
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