Drinking game for next Dem Debate

[AntiCoup2K4]

DISCLAIMER: I didn't write this so any endorsement or criticism of candidates is not my own. Nor do I endorse excessive consumption of alcohol.... etc. etc (that should be enough to keep the lawyers off my ass).....

Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun
- Every time she bungles a sentence, take a drink.
- Anytime she pronounces each syllable (i.e., op-por-tu-ni-ty), take a drink.

General Wesley Clark (Ret.)
- Every time he defends voting for Nixon and Reagan, take 2 drinks.
- Anytime he says Bosnia, take a drink.

Governor Howard Dean
- Every time he pitches an idea that works great in VT but would fail miserably in the US, take a drink (I like him very much, but I have to be an equal-opportunity critic).
- Anytime he looks ready to explode, take a drink.

Senator John Edwards
- Every time he gives that slimy stare, chug.
- Anytime he makes an 'aw shucks' comment, take a drink.

Congressman Dick Gephardt
- "Miserable failure" - chug.
- Every five dramatic hand gestures, take a drink.

Senator Bob Graham
- Any mention of the intelligence committee - 3 drinks
- If his pants fall down, take a drink.

Senator John Kerry
- Anytime he "vogues" - take a drink.
- Anytime he dodges a question - take 4 drinks.
- Anytime he flashes that 17-watt smile in an attempt to dodge a question, take a drink.

Congressman Dennis Kucinich
- Every time he speaks, take a drink.
- Anytime he mentions isolationism or killing NAFTA - take 2 drinks.

Senator Joe Lieberman
- Anytime he says, "no, not right" as he is being attacked, take a drink.
- Anytime you can see his top teeth, take a drink.

Reverend Al Sharpton
- Anytime the podium becomes the pulpit, take a drink.
- Anytime he rhymes, take a drink.

[Booberdawg]

1. I'll be the designated observer

and drink soda or coffee. Just reading these rules gives me a hangover.

[Dookus]

2. I don't...

keep enough booze in the house for this game.

[Booberdawg]

3. I think we are too old for this game

I don't often drink as it is - this game would kill me!

[JohnKleeb]

4. looks like people are gonna be drunk lol

[0rganism]

5. This is a sure-fire recipe for a pukefest

Perhaps if each participant selected a candidate and followed the rules for that one candidate, you could get by with minimal brain damage.