The Teen Spirit of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

Rummy is saying, "The next pages are stuck together too, Mr. President."

Dick say, "Here, let me see that."

W. says, "Ah . . . um . . . ah . . ."

[underpants]

1. Don't sit down so fast boy...I'll have a club sandwich Dick? Salad?

W:Yes sir I'll be right back

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. hahaha

nice

[underpants]

2. Okay when we left off let's see Dick you had just moved three into Ural...

[russian33]

4. Don Rickles had a great line at a Dean Martin Celebrity roast once

"Good to see Bob Hope, Dean Martin, Milton Berle...it's good to be at the home"

This is what this picture reminds me off...a senior citizen's home, for the deranged republicans

[SlavesandBulldozers]

5. "okay. got the maps. some torture memos. updated wedding party intel.

profit reports. . . fuck, i left the coloring books at the pentagon!"

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "Holy shit...

...fire up the shredder, boys--the stuff in this file makes the Abu Ghraib photos look like an Easter Seal catalog."

[KurtNYC]

7. Rummy: In the script, you wait till they say '80 years old'

THEN you say 'same age as my mother.'

Cheney: 'Ease up Don, that other guy said 'years' and the boy got confused...'

[kodi]

8. "nope, no weapons of mass destruction here mr. president."

.

[Arkana]

9. Rummy: "Damn it, kid, how many frickin times have I told you...

...you can't color on these Defense Department memos!"

[BurtWorm]

10. I'm sorry, but that IS funnier than what they probably are saying!

No dig meant to XNASA, but I was just checking in to see if what he posted in another thread was true, and, unfortunately for his argument I popped (so to speak) into this one! :D

(What they really said probably IS stranger, though...) :think:

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Now if I sit donw real slow with the batteries still on

then I can get the full benefit."