Nigella Lawson Is Hot!

[Syrinx]

Just watching her on Letterman. She's a little bulky I guess but she is SO gorgeous!

[EarlG]

1. Mmmm.... and so's her dad

Nigel Lawson, former British Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher.



What a hottie!

:)

PS. The dude's name is Nigel, he named his daughter Nigella. What's up with that????

PPS. Perhaps that doesn't translate very well in America. But rest assured, it's weird :)

[SOteric]

2. No, no...

It's weird here, too. :hi:

[Syrinx]

3. So he's a Conservative?

I forget. What's "Chancellor of the Exchequer?"

[SOteric]

4. In the UK, the government minister responsible for financial matters

So...roughly Secretary of the Treasury or Minister of Finance.

[Pert_UK]

5. The Chancellor...like Gordon Brown now.....

Controls the money / budgeting for the country, sets taxes and overall spending.

You Americans probably don't have an equivalent, judging from the debt that W is running up!

And yes.....Nigella is very, very attractive indeed. Her dad used to be the size of Ireland, but lost a SHEDLOAD of weight quite rapidly. She is a good shape IMHO, and her food is pretty good usually.

IIRC she lost her husband to cancer and is now involved with (married to?) one of the Saatchi's.

P.

[Syrinx]

6. Perhaps that doesn't translate very well in America.

Are you somewhere else?

[EarlG]

12. Yes

I'm in Washington DC :)

[Pert_UK]

7. Thanks - I now have a mental image of Nigel Lawson under Mrs Thatcher...

Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!

"....so technically I was over Ungar and he was under Dunn."

Over Mucho Grande?

:evilgrin:

P.

[SOteric]

8. Pardon me while I go poke out my mind's eye.

[TXlib]

22. LOL!

[Syrinx]

9. Look on the bright side!

It's half hot! :)

[Pert_UK]

10. WOAH there! NIGEL Lawson+Mrs Thatcher.....

Unless you do actually find Nigel (rather than his daughter) or Mrs T. hot.

In which case, I suggest a brain tonic and possibly a new pair of glasses and / or eyes.

P.

[SOteric]

11. It's a bit like imagining

Newt Gingrich in a clinch with Janet Reno.

[Syrinx]

36. Oops

I need to read more carefully! :)

[EarlG]

13. C'mon Chris

Don't tell me that mental image hasn't been with you for years now.

What next, Edwina Currie under John Major?

Oh, right :)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

17. No, Camillia under Bonnie Charlie

now that makes me puke

[ForrestGump]

25. It's Mr. Bean!!

Looks like Rowan Atkinson's starting to put a bit of weight on, though.

I saw a minute or two of the cooking lady on Dave's show last night, while flicking through channels to find something that'd start to bring me down to energy levels compatible with sleep, and I have to agree that she's a most righteous babe. Mm-Mm, good. I'd be her sous-chef any time. Heck, I'd even wash the dishes.

[Pert_UK]

14. Hmmm...if she is hot, she'd better stay outta da kitchen.

Mind you, at least she doesn't drench all her food in saliva, unlike that numb-tongued drooling halfwit Jamie Oliver.

:evilgrin:

P.

P.S.
I actually like Jamie Oliver, although he is a little bit thimple and not very thexy.

[SOteric]

15. If I had to chose

Nigella or Jamie Oliver with whom to be stranded on a desert island, Jamie would still win. But only slightly.

[BritishHuman]

21. Nooooo!!!

Not Jamie "Thick-tongued Mockney Wanker" Oliver!

Say it ain't so!

[SOteric]

34. Only if

the choice is between those two. Nigella, however 'hot' she may be to guys, isn't classically trained and deeply knowledgeable about food. I have a suspicion that if left alone in a remote location for a long period of time, she'd irritate the hell out of me rather quickly.

At least Oliver actually knows what he's doing, however badly he may be mangling the delivery of the information.

[ForrestGump]

38. Okay, then, Ms Chef-Stranded-On-A-Desert-Island, here's a question:

Where did they get the cream from for all those cream pies that were served up on Gilligan's island? And don't say it's coconut cream, 'cos it ain't so!




My goodness. As I typed, I just realized that I may have answered my own question. Not Ginger, surely...... :o

[SOteric]

40. The kept

a 10 years supply in their bathroom.

[ForrestGump]

44. Okay. It was the old stock-up-the-boat-with

-ten-year-supply-of-heavy-cream ploy.

At least none of the ladies were directly involved.

[T_i_B]

16. Nigella is evil

and don't get me started on Jamie Oliver, even if I did spot him at the big London demo in Febuary.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. Why is she so evil. I have read a number of her columns

and she seems pretty level-headed to me, but then maybe I can't spot a Brit Conservative after getting hammered with ours for this long.
For instance, she openly hints about leaglization in this one...
http://society.guardian.co.uk/drugsandalcohol/comment/0,8146,410355,00.html

Am I missing something? Or is your loathe just a carry-on from her dad? Which, by the way, I can understand.

[T_i_B]

19. I gather you've never watched one of her TV programmes then

She's a TV chef who hosts such dreadful shows as How to be a domestic goddess.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. No, sorry, missed those. She does seem to be a talented

writer.
TV hosts in general are abysmal. I had no idea.

[XNASA]

23. We're only making plans, for Nigella.

We only want what's best, for her.

[RandomKoolzip]

24. Ah, I was wondering when XTC would enter into this....

And there it is.

[mac56]

26. Sorry, but -

She doesn't hold a candle to Rachael Ray.



Yum.
:9

[ForrestGump]

27. What a dish!

And the woman holding it's not bad, either.

Yum.

[GOPisEvil]

28. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

You rule! Rachael is the best! Her recipes work, too. Perfect for the lazy cook, like myself. I've got to get her new book. I've got her first. ( her first book, that is :dunce: )

[ForrestGump]

29. No, I'VE got her first!

You may have seen her first, but I'm gonna do my utmost to beat you to her.

[GOPisEvil]

30. *booking flight to upstate New York*

Eat dust, sucker! :P

[ForrestGump]

31. Darn. He's got a massive head start on me

I guess it's okay. I'm saving myself for Salma. And Jennifer C. And........

[GOPisEvil]

32. The list of women I am saving myself for...

...grows longer with each passing day...(sigh)

[mvd]

37. I think Nigella and Amy are both pretty..

and my list could grow, too. I keep my official list to 30 so I can keep track of my biggest crushes, or attractions. I think I've put my list here enough lately that many already know it pretty well..

[ForrestGump]

39. But the race doesn't belong to

whoever it doesn't belong to. I forget.

Regardless, we 'late bloomers' will prevail. One day.

[SOteric]

43. Oh Forrest....

taking down your late bloomers again?

[ForrestGump]

45. Too bloomin' right

It's 'ot in 'ere. Gordon Bennett!

[SOteric]

33. I'll

write you a glowing recommendation. You cutie, you.

[GOPisEvil]

35. She can be reached here...

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/text/0,1976,FOOD_9997_8596,00.html

And, thank you! *blush*

[ForrestGump]

41. Sure! YOU get the 'sweetie' and the sugah

and I get to be called Mr Meaniepants.

This world is just all backwards.

I might just have to go and indulge in prostate therapy with my inflatable Salma.....

[SOteric]

42. You've been known to

get a 'sweetie' or two as well, dude.

[ForrestGump]

46. Well, that's true, but only when I deserved it

Oh. I see your point.

O8)

[SOteric]

47. Tsk.

[ForrestGump]

48. Well, shucks......

:crazy:

(Note to self: Chicks dig angels. Remember that.)